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While Vulture always has room for cake, a jockstrapped-up Kim K was not on our 2022 wish list.
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Paddington Bear, putting his wholemarmaladussyin it
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Ryan Gosling (inKen-branded underwear)
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Omar Apollo, if he hasnt already
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Bruce Springsteens Born in the U.S.A. a.s.s.
Jane Fonda in a commentary on both her and the Earth getting hotter
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Idris Elba in hisMacklemore-music-videocostume (dont judge us)
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Chris Pratts dinosaur BFF fromJurassic World
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The entirety of Vultures2022 Comedians You Should Know class
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Beyonce (ideally inRenaissancevisuals, ahem)
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The cast ofGlee
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Lea Michele (separately from the cast ofGlee,for its safety)
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AChromaticaOreo in aChromaticajockstrap
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J.K. Rowling (against her will)
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Pete Davidson and Colin Josts yacht
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The can of vegetables fromWet Hot American Summer
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The cast ofDont Worry Darling(as a bonding experience)
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Meghan McCainwith space buns
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The boys of Charli XCXsBoys music video
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But NOT Charlie Puth
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Haim, but only while walking through a parking lot
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Drake (well,he already is)
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Stephen Sondheim in his sexyturtleneck era
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Bad Bunny,also in aChromaticajockstrap
27.J.
Smith-Cameron and Kieran Culkin, but theyre wearing it at the same time
28.Nathan Fielders green pepper
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Finally, Scarlett Johanssonasthe never mind
