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A besequined man with a bleached mullet sang us country songs whilst giving chin scritches to an apex predator.
When the world felt incomprehensibly frightening,Tiger Kingspooned into our mouths a helping of manageable ludicrousness.
The newTiger King 2wastes no time in reminding us how much we needed its predecessor.
Those guys were craaazy, huh?
Its not as though I dont appreciate nostalgia, even nostalgia for something fairly recentthat wasnt particularly good.
As somebody who is herself a little thirsty and gratuitous, I embrace television programs that possess similar qualities.
All of the shockingly cavalier zoo owners from season one remain blithely unconcerned about their animals well-being.
The 1997 disappearance of Caroles former husband Don Lewis remains unsolved.
Joe seems no closer to being out of prison than he was a year and a half ago.
Theres still plenty of daylight left for good, quality sign-holding!
No need to be coy withthisfella about any husband-murdering scandals cluttering up your recent past!
First of all, good for Carole.
Lead with the really bad stuff, I always say (my husband is one lucky guy).
But its Alan who really shines in this passage.
Good egg, thy name is Alan.
He then spots some empty Styrofoam chicken packaging sitting at the base of a nearby porta-potty.
Did you guys notice Ive been talking about chicken all day?
Okay, okay, all right, she murmurs.
Im going to take a look at it.
Howard Baskin Bad Impressionist, orBestImpressionist?
A woman can have many good matches during a lifetime.
(Im looking at you, Alan, you glorious mensch, you.)
But theres only one soul mate for Carole, and thats Howard Baskin.
A cutup by nature, Howard cant help but pull out his impressions for guests.
My name is Jeff Lowe, Howard says in his dry Howard voice.
I just want you to know, I am not just the sexiest man in the exotic-animal industry.
I am the sexiest man in the world maybe in the history of the world.
Beside him, Carole giggles like a besotted schoolgirl, and I cant blame her.
future in butthole lighteners.
The winner is Seth, an abdominally blessed 24-year-old from Arkansas whom Joe has never met!
