90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After?
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Lets be real,Happily Ever After?is absolutely the trashiest spin-off within the90 Dayfranchise.
Plus we all know the couples that are truly happily ever after are all onPillow Talk.
(Getting paid to sit back and watch90 Day Fiancewhile talking shit is the gated community of90 Dayspin-offs.)
If thats not an option, the happiest of couples just leave the series and live their happy lives.
Happily Ever After?fans are the bottom feeders (Happy Pride Month!)
There are few things to learn from these moments.
They are just perfect, hard-to-watch morsels of reality-TV goodness.
You either have a taste for it or you dont.
Season six has been a slow build, but Troubled Waters finally gives us what weve been craving.
Is it as good as the Family Chantals best moments?
Well, not exactly.
The episode mostly hinges on the Family Libby, with TLC hyping their boat fight all week.
There are no winners among Andrei, Libby, and her family.
No one is rooting for any of them.
Theyre also all such bad actors that the escalations are clearly formulated for reality TV.
To get what I want.
Chuck looked like he would do anything to keep his daughter and granddaughter in America.
Andrei thinks hes being clever, but hes not.
Chuck and Charlie also think theyre clever.
Ronald is the other know-it-all asshole featured in this episode.
She isnt telling him shes talked to divorce attorneys.
That would probably be a bigger red flag to her dad than anything else.
Does it really matter, though?
Will Ronald pass his interview when he cant even take a chat with his lawyer seriously?
The way Ronald acts, I dont think he even wants to come to America.
Outside of the Family Libby and Ronald/Tiffany, Troubled Waters maintains its five-star status.
Natalie finally throws the temper tantrum weve been waiting for and its perfect.
Apparently, Mikes mom said the word hooker to Natalie.
To be clear, Natalie at first says, Why your mom call me hooker?
Then she starts to say, Why did your mom say the word hooker to me?
Whats important here is context.
Before this outburst, Mike walks into the kitchen and Natalie asks him to leave because its too packed.
Trish is clearly shocked but plays along with Natalie and tells Mike to stop.
But, like, even the dog looks shocked.
Its clearly a translation issue.
Natalie probably doesnt realize you shouldnt say pussy around mother-in-laws of a certain age.
Does Natalie take the chance to clear this up?
No, shes not a human who communicates with words.
The tension is so hard and wonderful to watch.
Trish does her best, but quickly gets tired of being ignored.
Mike does nothing, because hes Mike.
Trishs roommate Ron provides the outsider perspective we all need.
90 Day Notes
Asuelu said eat some pussycat on national TV.
This is why we watch.
Im glad hes okay!
The only thing Mike loves more than describing a Thanksgiving menu is building a woodpile.
No, really, Libby, stop crying!
Libby manipulates her dad with tears just as much as Andrei uses his whole visa story.
Im glad Julia got her Green Card!
Julia is definitely overreacting.
We get a brief scene with Yara standing her ground against Jovi and his mom.
They dont get to define her experience!!
She doesnt know anyone here!
Someone finally tells Angie no!
She really looked shocked that a doctor would not do dangerous surgery just because she wants it!
