90 Day Fiance

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Mostly, we have a great mix that gives us people to root for and true villains.

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Of course,90 Day Fiancecant help but have some manufactured drama.

Jibri, for example, is clearly on this season to promote his band.

From their brief phone calls, we can tell Miona does not love him.

Miona is apparently breaking up the band in this update of the Yoko OnoBeatles story with a blackfishing twist.

(Also, Im sorry, ripping his pants and singing Im ready, Im ready?

Is he a living SpongeBob SquarePants?)

Of course it builds tension, but it was obvious they were never really concerned.

And who needs that when theres enough to talk about with Kara and her Sugar-Mama Pride?

In terms of heroes, the introduction of Yvette immediately put her in the90 DayHall of Fame.

Usually, these are the people who are being catfished.

You might remember Yolanda from previous seasons.

She was a sweet mom who was clearly being used by someone over the internet.

Yvette has done her due diligence: She has met Mohamed.

They have pictures together.

And, well, it all feels too good to be true!

Yvette seems like a wonderful person.

If Mohamed even dares to hurt her feelings, we as an audience will have to take him out.

Her friends are right to be concerned about the age gap and their cultural differences.

Yvette clearly knows who she is and what she wants.

Her squad is strong.

I will not stand for Mohamed interrupting this in any way.

But hey, Yvette, dont write their concerns off as fear-based negative thinking.

They are being realistic.

Home Sweet Hoax gets its title from this seasons lead for Worst Person: Bilal.

Bilals decision to trick Shaeeda never made sense.

She has every right to let her partner know what kind of life she wants.

This prank only made Bilal look foolish.

Its like he thinks Shaeeda should kiss the ground he walks on and its delusional.

Like she said: She wasnt asking for a mansion or a three-story home.

She just wants a house that has had renovations in the past 50 years.

Finally, theres Emily and Kobe, whom I like a bit more now that weve met him.

He couldnt stop smiling when he was with Emily, so I think he does genuinely like her.

What I really dont understand is why this was a secret.

They couldve asked her parents to babysit in the future.

I dont get the sense that Emily is ready to start thinking like a wife.

Shes been a single mom for so long; shes used to making all the decisions.

Kobe isnt just along for the ride, and hopefully she starts including him in her decision-making process.

90 Day Notes

Kara, Guillermo is a grown man.

He can handle sitting by himself on the plane.

Miona showing up in person confirmed that tan!

I loved the old guy walking on Jibris red carpet.

Kara can speak Spanish!

That puts her in a better position than others on the show.