90 Day Fiance
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How have Yve and Mohamed been together for two years but Yve has no idea how a mosque works?
They never had a single conversation about religion?
Kobe and Emily knew they were having a kid together but they didnt talk about parenting at all?
A few episodes onBefore the 90 Dayswould help a lot of these couples make sense.
The best example of this, obviously, is Bini and Ari.
Once again, they are carrying an entire season on their backs with their drama.
Obviously, Bini isnt going to be an MMA star immediately.
He isnt hitting the road!
Hes just taking lessons and doing amateur fights.
These are all things he can schedule around his family!
His trainer said he needs only two to four hours of training a day!
Thats not even a real work shift!
Viewers know Ari and Binis history.
Thats why its so wild when Ari goes off on a random woman Bini is training with!
Hed lose his son immediately.
Ari has truly put the fear of God in him when it comes to all of that.
He cant share his dreams or the basic activities of his day without Ari criticizing him.
The showdown between Ari and Random MMA Girl was everything I wanted.
Ari looked like a fool attacking this girl for wearing eyelashes.
Some people get extensions, Ari they cant take them off!
This kind of backstory would help a couple like Jibri and Miona feel like an actual couple.
I respect their attempt to slam in as much drama as they can, but its incredibly manufactured.
The producers were clearly hyping up Daveed to bring up any argument he could find.
Do I think Jibri and Daveed finishing their album will be good for Jibri and Mionas relationship?
Daveed is right: That man needs to get a job.
When it comes to Mohamed and Yve, I dont even know how these two got together!
Give me theBefore the 90 Daysfootage on this relationship because what is going on?
Its as if they exist in two different relationships.
Was their one vacation together so good that they assumed they didnt need to have these conversations?
Mohameds threats to return to Egypt feel empty since these people would be better separated.
At least Yve has kept her kid out of their fights, but that household is tense.
Patrick and Thais are in the same boat.
She should at least see John as family!
Patrick doesnt seem concerned that Thais is focused on furniture and the size of their house.
I did see a bit of a backbone in Patrick this week, though.
I dont think Patrick would let Thais separate his brotherly love.
Then theres Kobe and Emily, who dont seem as though theyve had a moment of peace together.
Kobe hit his boiling point but was at least able to apologize.
Ari and Bini still have the magic, and thats the best part of Get Off Your High Horse.
90 Day Notes
Jibri, you’re able to have a beach wedding in Chicago.
Lake Michigan is gorgeous.
Also … how are you driving 900 miles on half a tank of gas?
Miona restocked her instant-tan lotion!
Shaeeda said, Welcome to having a hijabi wife!
The couch was fine, Bilal.
These two didnt have much going on, but theyre turning into bickering roommates.
Kobe, we can get you a ticket home.
These people are not going to let you raise your son.
Emily is treating you like a child.
Patrick and Thais gave us the worst Tesla commercial Ive ever seen.
Yve, how are you complaining about your fiances religion to your friend?
I am trying to defend John even with that cold sore.
Ari, shine on, you crazy diamond.
Why didnt Ari just take that call in the car then go to the park?
I want Melissa to fight Ari so bad.
