90 Day Fiance
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Emily, Emily, Emily … your parents had one rule: Dont get pregnant.
while Emily promised Kobe that she was using the rhythm method and theyd be fine just pulling out.
Kobe is upset about this development since he promised her parents they would be careful.
Is Emily empathetic to that?
She encourages Kobe to lie until after the wedding!
What could go wrong?
Emily wants to have more kids, but she isnt thinking about the realities of their finances.
Kobe still cant work!
Emily is a babysitter!
I also feel bad for Guillermo now that Karas mean, domineering side has returned.
She doesnt trust Guillermo to write his vows with proper grammar but thinks he should be her husband?
I think Kara just wants a kid she can boss around.
Guillermo hasnt been particularly immature or irresponsible, so why does Kara doubt his ability to schedule a haircut?
Shell never treat him like an adult, and Guillermo is seeing the red flags way too late.
At this point, Shaeeda has faced so many red flags I cannot feel bad for her!
This time, Bilal takes her to a romantic picnic.
This is probably the fourth romantic date Bilal has ruined with this prenup talk!
Either way, he will still have to wait!
So why not give Yve, the supposed love of his life, the wedding she wants?
He calls Yve selfish, but hes only thinking about himself.
Watching Yve cry over a man who has no feelings for her was painful.
At least when it comes to Thais and Patrick, theyre making some positive progress.
Like John said, Theyve got to tell the fatha!
and this week Thais … says shell tell her father!
It feels like Patrick is just going through the steps, as John said.
He just sees a task and hes getting it done.
Jibri and Miona spend the entire episode in their matching cardigans.
Theyre basically already married.
This isnt a situation like Mohamed where he wants to get his green card and go back home quickly.
Miona is here for Jibri, and these two are really in love!
Their love isnt particularly interesting, but theres no reason for Jibris parents to be so negative about it.
Yve and Mohamed have finally hit a breaking point!
Shaeeda will probably finally sign that prenup!
Kara is being rude again!
Sorry, I just had to point out the name of this episode one more time.
Emily is not an adult!
There was no reason to set it up like a surprise; just tell Kobe you might be pregnant!
Jibris mother is too annoying to deal with anymore, let your son be an adult!
Jibris dad finally found some bass in his voice, though!
Mohamed, why do you gotta travel to Egypt so soon??
You knew you were leaving your mother when you decided to marry someone who lives in America!
John asking if the shop clerk had more delicate fingers was adorable.
Everything about The John and Patrick Brother Hour is perfect.
I hope they get to have a bachelor party!
I was so happy Patrick called Thais out about not communicating!
You lied to your dad, Thais!
Guillermo, listen to that random woman who did your hair!
Kara chugging her drink when Guillermo was trying to have an honest conversation summarizes their entire dynamic.
