90 Day Fiance
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A historical event happens in this episode of90 Day Fiance: mass regression.
I dont know that Ive seen so many couples become petty and immature so quickly.
Jibri and Miona are being treated like children!
Ari treats Bini like a kid!
Kara just wants to be a kid!
Bilal and Mohamed are kids!
Thais and Patrick realize John is also a kid!
There isnt a single actual adult around this entire episode, and its sweet, beautiful chaos.
Typically at this point in the season, were worried about couples moving too fast or getting pregnant.
Not with this crew!
Thats the only way I can explain the actions of someone like Bilal.
Their entire fight starts because Bilal is making Shaeeda feel insecure about her appearance.
It was such a clearly playful pat on the head.
Its odd how defensive he gets with her.
In Trinidad and Tobago, a member of Shaeedas family would always accompany them.
(He has no points.
We are in negative points now.)
Miona shouldnt have to worry about her fiances dad ogling her at home, so why police her clothing?
Im also rooting for another relationship now: Pat and John.
Watching these two giant men cry at a mini-golf course over their childhoods was beautiful.
Any faith I had in Kara and Guillermo is basically gone.
Every day, these two find new things they dont like about each other.
Kara thinks Guillermo is some naive blank slate, but the kid has been through some things!
I dont get the sense that Kara has any intention of ever growing up.
Mohamed and Yve face a far more extreme version of the same problem.
Yve is too passive to address any of this head-on.
Its not surprising to me that Bini would fall in love with New York!
He casually mentions this, and Ari, of course, freaks out.
She keeps blaming her parents for putting financial burdens on them, but they wouldve needed money anyway!
Also, theres no way Mama Janice is gonna let her daughter get evicted.
Ari knows that and will probably play it for all its worth.
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Bini, I am so sorry about American coffee.
Im also sorry Ari is already laying the groundwork to send you back to Ethiopia.
I dont think Thais really cares about Patrick or shed get to know John more!
It was also funny when John was like, Can I get a translator?
!, and Pat was like …Thats literally what I am doing.
I want to know how his divorce went down.
I dont want to be Team Miona, but I will not abide by slut-shaming.
