90 Day: The Single Life
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Every week, I come here and beg Debbie to keep her composure.
We all hope Debbie will find some restraint as she falls head over heels in love with Tony.
In her interview, she makes it very clear how much she wants Tony to … ravage her.
Debbie doesnt use any sort of classy language, however.
At the same time, I cant blame her!
Tony showed up correct!
He had a drawer ready for her.
Not only that, he bought her lingerie and clothes.
He had food in his fridge!
This is the gold standard of90 Daytreatment.
And, hey, its not like Debbie has young kids at home who might see this one day.
Even if these two lived in the same city, Id still think theyre moving at a fast pace.
Tony introduced Debbie to his friends, so its not just about sex for him.
But theyre so smitten with each other that youd have to be evil to root against them.
Debbie isnt even speaking inifs anymore.
Shes saying I will be moving here in a few weeks.
Debbie is all over the place, though.
She has an emotional side that Tony hasnt experienced in person.
When Candace brings up Natalies age, the Old Natalie wouldve picked a fight right there.
New Natalie just glares behind her giant sunglasses.
She pushes that anger down and will certainly unleash it on Josh later.
Natalie really just needs security from Josh, but she pushes that to ultimatums.
Honestly, I almost feel for Natalie!
Her insecurities are fair, and Josh is obviously a fuckboy.
Its possible hes reformed and hes an ex-fuckboy, but I think hes using her for the show.
Natalie is looking for real love, and she was already swept up in this franchise.
Jason couldve brought this up earlier and there probably wouldnt have been a Bang-Trip Weekend.
Theyve been on only a few dates, and this Bang Trip was her idea.
Should he have said no because he might move a few months from now?
Not that I like Jason.
Im totally Team Vanessa on this one.
Shes gorgeous, and he reminds me of Sid fromToy Story.
Then theres Caesar, who goes on his final matchmaking date in Ukraine.
Do these barriers get in the way for Caesar?
Caesar is also impressed that the girl immediately holds his hand and shows him attention.
The bar is on the floor for him, I swear.
At least someone is taking it slow this season.
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Debbie, like all great moms, watches true-crime shows all day.
Im happy she has some senses up around Tony.
Still … a few successful evenings and she could be his next victim.
You gave me the hard part.
I hate Tims voice.
I think hes trying hard to sound apathetic.
He clearly wants the gossip.
Also, its pathetic Tim cant cook!
Youre a grown man!
We shouldve played a game in which we drank every time Vanessa said Bang-Trip Weekend.
I dont think Candace is a threat to Natalie at all.
When will Caesars season ofThe Bachelor: Ukrainebe over?
