90 Day: The Single Life
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Its pretty clear at this point that Deb is the only person making progress this season.
Shes leaving her controlling son behind, taking a chance on love, and moving to Canada!
If I was cheering for Tiffany and Veronica, I cant say I am anymore!
Meanwhile, Natalie and Tania finally admit they made the mistakes we all knew they made!
This weeks title comes from Natalies total fear of Mikes mom, so lets start there.
Natalie is back in Sequim making big ol puppy dog eyes as she realizes leaving Mike was a mistake.
Shes spent all season telling us what she wants from a partner and Mike is still not that man.
Mike still has the pet rat Natalie abandoned with him!
I was shocked the rat was even still alive when Mike wanted to use it as bait originally!
Listen to your mom, Mike!
Listen to your dog, Mike!
At least Natalie did admit it was all her fault.
Tiffany is the other gal taking 20 steps backward this episode.
On the surface, this seems okay!
Ronald should be involved in his daughters life.
However, Ronald keeps pushing for them to have some kind of conversation.
He swears they still love each other, but has he made any real changes?
Is he still a misogynist who thinks changing a diaper is Tiffanys job?
Is Daniel going on this trip?
He doesnt want to!
Maybe thats a sign, Tiffany!
Ronald doesnt deserve you and hell never come to America for his kid.
At least I can understand Tiffany wanting to have a relationship with her baby daddy.
As for Tania and her still-married mess, she finally gets called out by friends she actually listens to.
Sure, she feels divorced physically and mentally, but she refuses to go forward with an actual divorce.
I could understand if Tania were worried about Syngins visa status, but that isnt the case.
Also … if Tania didnt care about paperwork, why get paperwork-married anyway?
Her friend is right: She wants to hold on.
Go heal, Tania.
Im sure well see you next season.
Tim and Veronica make up the rest of the episode, and theyre very boring!
They decide to go to one of those places where you pay to break things from anger.
Its just obviously manufactured drama so she can use the breakup to fight with Tim.
Apparently, Tim and Veronica have a marriage pact.
This is news to Tim, who seems to think they were mostly joking.
Veronica is upset because Tim took too much space when she told him to take space!
Thats fair, but its also something Veronica couldve voiced earlier rather than after Justin dumped her.
Whatever theyre the fakest couple after Caesar and Alonna, so what can we do?
At least this episode tells us all we were right about Tania, Tiffany, Veronica, and Natalie.
I have to appreciate this episode for giving us a lady-powered mess.
Caesar seems as if he has it more together than the ladies at this point.
Just leave that man alone!
Also Natalie offering to move to Sequim sounds so fake.
Theres no way shell live with Mikes mom.
Sure, Tania, you just need some sage and youre good to get over your marriage.
Tim and Veronica need to go back toPillow Talk.
They arent needed here!
