90 Day: The Single Life
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While this episode wasnt particularly messy, it did feel like a mess, didnt it?
It felt as though most of this episode was left over fromlast week.
We dont learn anything new about our single stars, and they still havent introduced Tiffany!
Instead, we pick up right where we left off in episode two.
Literally, they drop us right in bed with Debbie and her new boy toy.
Its almost as if the cameras didnt leave while they consummated their relationship.
Debbie, I hope you realize you’ve got the option to ask the cameras to leave!
You also dont have to share details about the many, many orgasms you had!
Its still great to see Deb happy, but we still dont know much about Tony.
It turns out he has some pretty rad tattoos, but what is he really looking for here?
Is Debbie just a good time, or does he want to move to Vegas to be with her?
Our girl has been out of the game too long to see this as a red flag!
Either way, if Debbies friends dont figure Tony out, Colt definitely will.
While Debbie forgets about her boundaries this week, Veronica realizes she might want to have boundaries.
Im glad Jason called it out because its the kind of thing many people wouldnt address.
Jason easily couldve started to resent Tim, but hes actually communicating with Veronica.
Do I think she got the message?
She admits she and Tim have never had boundaries, and she wouldnt even know what that looks like.
Tim isnt helpful either since he actively hates Jason even though they only met once.
Its weirdly controlling on Tims part and doesnt make him look great!
Last week, they revealed he tried for a year to get her back after their breakup.
Maybe Tim really has been playing the long con this whole time.
Still, Veronica has more chemistry with Jason during their kiss than Ive ever seen her display with Tim.
Sadly, Tim is annoying enough to drive Jason away.
But … Veronica also gets upset that Tim agrees to distance.
Natalie also discusses boundaries and letting her walls down this week.
Josh introduces Natalie to his friends!
Anyone else would see this as a good sign, but Natalie is far too defensive for that.
Still, Joshs friends offer her great advice!
They tell her a relationship is like a Russian doll you have to take it layer by layer.
What does Natalie say to this?
She says shes not Russian; shes Ukrainian.
Then she gets offended that she thinks this girl is calling her Russian.
Its another Hall of Fame entry in the Natalie Museum of Misunderstandings.
With Natalie, were just waiting for the inevitable mix-up that will lead to her and Josh blowing up.
This is perhaps the longest Natalie has gone in the shows history without getting into a fight!
Josh is drinking so much, eating meat, and having friends!
These are all resentments that must be quietly building in Natalie.
When she erupts, I can only hope the cameras are there.
Id feel bad for Josh, but lets be honest: Hes on the show to promote himself!
Finally, theres Caesar and his odd matchmaker multi-person date.
The other guys quickly overshadow Caesar with dance moves and jokes.
Hes rightfully worried that none of the women will be interested in him.
But I dont think Caesars shyness will be his downfall.
The problem is that he has no idea how to represent himself.
They ask him easy questions: Why do you want to date a Ukrainian woman?
His answer: American women didnt want me.
This makes the Ukrainian women wonder why they didnt want him and why he thinks a Ukrainian woman will!
There arent any obvious sparks between Caesar and the women, but some have scammer vibes.
We already know he doesnt have the funds to give these women the lifestyle they want in America.
If Tania reappears with a divorce from Syngin, there might be hope for her, too!
Everyone else is a delightful mess at this point.
90 Day Notes
No Tania this week!
Maybe her situationship already fizzled out and theres not much story there?
Probably because you still want Syngin, my girl.
I cheered when Caesar took that hat off!
Sadly, he put it back on.
Tim truly seems angry that he and Veronica need to stop acting as if theyre married?
Like, dude, arent you already dating someone?
Tiffany is coming next week!
Debbie, slow down.
Nothing bad ever came from slowing down in a relationship!
What do we think Tonys weird secret will be?
Im going to guess he owns, like, ten dogs and hes a hoarder or something.
Kudos to Joshs friends for just rolling with the Im not Russian comment and not correcting Natalie.
I think they realized there was no point.
Thats very far away.
Yeah, I know.
Never change, Natalie!
Dont be an American girl!
Caesar, stop hinting at your foot fetish.
It was funny when he got jealous over Jerrys very bad moonwalk, though.
Do people really like rock-climbing dates?
