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theesteemed musical philosopher Haddawayonce asked.
Iveclearlybeen getting true love completely wrong all these years.
pants Shayne about Natalie (LIB U.S., s2).
You are the yin to my yang, Barnett says, while love-bombing his future non-wife, Jessica.
If you keep saying it enough, it must be true, right?
What are the chances?
(Motomi,LIB Japan).
While Barnett spoons his dog like a romantic partner (weirdly, his dog is the big spoon?
Is there a child-protection-service number for dogs?
Someone needs to call it if so.
Love is having no filterJust say what you see!
Awwww, the wedding vows just write themselves!
Love is wearing a jaunty headpieceSome say that hat wearers are peacocking merchants of chaos ignore them!
What do they know?
It also apparently gives you the confidence to venture to steal another guy right from under their fiancees nose.
Hey, you cant help who you fall in love with!
Maybe she even doesnt believe in evolution (Shaina,LIB U.S., s2).
These are not important factors to weigh down your true-love journey.
Wait, so youre telling me a reality-TV wannabewasntreflecting their true authentic self on screen?
following up with, I wouldnt marry a woman whos been around too much.
Nah, its all good; youre just peeling back the complex onion layers of your sweetheart.
Is she trying tonotfind love?
Love thinks youre perfect; now change!So youre a feminist, huh?
Their partners are all correct, of course, as they know you better than you know yourself.
Got a great feeling about this one!
