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Recently, a single, working father of twoadmitted that he is ona lot of dating sites.
I really use them more as video games, he said.
I use them more as Im home killing time.
Like, This is fun to look at.
Its more fun than playing Scrabble online, let me say that.
This leads me to wonder, just what dating sites is Bravos mascot-in-chief Andy Cohen on?
How is it that Andy spends so much time flirting online and we havent seen the leaked D pics?
And what sites is he on?
(WARNING TO STRAIGHT PEOPLE: Do not Google that last one.)
Inquiring minds want to know.
While Andy is trying to hook up, everyone in the Bravo universe is breaking up.
Well, not really everyone, but it seems like a lot.
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Much likeMichaelandAshley Darby, the latest entrants into the I saw this coming club areLennyandLisa HochsteinfromRHOMandRyne HollidayandDr.
Jen ArmstrongfromRHOC(if she gets another season, which is doubtful).
Apparently, a drink was thrown.
While Lenny initially denied that the two were breaking up, helater confirmed it.
Lenny wasnt jumping off this boat without a life preserver, or at least a pair of flotation devices.
At the most recentRHOCreunion, Dr. Jen said that she and Ryne were good through gritted teeth.
No one believed it.
Now shesfiled for legal separation, listing the date of separation as way back in September.
But how is Ryne going to afford taking care of his one true love, Mr. Puppers?
Shecommented, Doesnt mean they filed for divorce … they just want another season.
No, she said.
Lisareplied on Twitter, Fact …
They did not reply.
She thentweeted a screenshotof the text that she sent PK saying she was sorry about what transpired.
This wasa caption to a photoof Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman as Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
If pettiness were a renewable energy source, the U.K. would already be off of Russian oil and gas.
What kind of drama is going on there?
Sometimes friendships have expiration dates, she said.
Theres no rhyme or reason why two people have to always stay in each others lives.
You dont need to get in a fight to go separate ways.
Quick, someone ask Dinas estranged sisterCaroline Manzowhat she thinks.
Dont the yachties go out to dinner and fight too?
I mean, theyre doing a lot more than working.
Remember when Eddie fucked Rocky Dakotarepeatedlyin the laundry room?
Thats a lot more than work.
Even this wasnt enough for Bravo.
I guess thats true ofHousewivestoo.
Just ask Vicki Gunvalson.
WEDDING SMELLS: We talked a lot about divorce earlier, so how about some weddings?
DisgracedPump RulesstarStassi SchroederrewedBeau ClarkeinItaly last week.
The only SUR-vers in attendance wereKatie MaloneyandTom Schwartz.
(Wait, I thought we werent mentioning divorces.)
It turns out that some of Stassis former co-stars, includingScheana Shay, were actuallydisinvited from attending.
What a shame the cameras werent there for this one.
But my favorite headline about Hannahs wedding belongs to an Irish newspaper.
Des Bishops new wife shares wedding day photos.
Sick burn(er).
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Some good news forLVP:Vanderpump Ruleswas shockinglyrenewed for a tenth season.
Guess Katie and Toms divorce is not for naught.
Our condolences go out toKyle Richards,whoposted about losing her best friendto mental illness.
The pair helped AFC secure a new housing site for trans youth.
Also in attendance at the A Place at the Table gala wereTeresa GiudiceandJennifer Aydin.
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If you want to see just how rich newestRHOBHmemberDiana Jenkinsis, just check outher colossal house.
TheReal Housewives of Dubaitrailer is hereand I am … underwhelmed.
TheSouthern Charmtrailer is hereand I am … slightly more whelmed.
Congrats to @ZacharyRogerO for theLOL IRL Tweet of the Week.
SummerShouldBeFun
TheSummer Housereunion.
Guys, Im worried about Paige.
What exactly was Paiges problem?
Was she pouting because she was not on the couch with her friends?
Is she the first person ever to be pissed that she was right next to Andy at the reunion?
Braunwyn Windham-Burke would have sold 20 of her 62 children to sit in that seat for even a heartbeat.
As for everyone else yowsers.
Carl and Invisible Alex wore the same exact suit.
(Didnt anyone give production a heads-up on what they were wearing?)
Andrea and Luke relied on their pretty privilege to pull off boring outfits.
Sorry, my man Kyle.
Kyle and Amanda, however, did make out like bandits at this reunion.
(Thank you, Alex, for your one contribution all season.)
Paige, on the other hand, did not.
She even made the mistake of insulting Carl by saying, What did you even do this summer?
Um, by giving it your all, you mean lying in bed all season pining over Craig?
I guess that could be giving it your all.
What this is all hinting at is something Paige expressed that was never really explored.
Maybe Paige will finally take notice.
AboardtheTeresa-Go-Round
Recappings parts two and three of theRHONJReunion
There are two things I know for sure.
Two: She is not just a contestant onCelebrity Apprentice,she is also just like the mentor.
Im not just talking about the fake tan and the bad hair.
Im not talking about the below-average intelligence and the brilliant ability to manipulate the press.
Everyone on those couches knew that Luis needed a chance to explain his side of the story.
But him explaining it this way is the opposite of what Teresa wanted.
When he got home, she hit him with a prenup giving her $1 million to marry him.
Its counterintuitive to the point of nonsense, but at least its an explanation.
Once he gives it, Joe Gorga applauds him, saying that was all we needed.
She was trying to help.
He says he agrees with Margaret that she was trying to help him, not hurt them.
The second is while this is all unfolding.
Teresa is mad at Margaret for bringing these things to light.
Andy says, They were already light.
Her ego (like her mentors) is so fragile that she refuses to change her opinion about anything.
Just ask Melissa Gorga, who has been suffering for the better part of two decades.
How did the Tre Huggers respond?
Its the exact same playbook.
Speaking of fake, what about Traci, who was hilariously edited right out of the reunion?
As for the rest of the reunion, it was actually pretty good.
Frank pissed off Dolores by (accurately) saying her man looks like Buzz Lightyear.
Jen and Jackie came to a bit of a detente, as did Marge and Jennifer.
But it was Teresa, the grudge-holder-in-chief, who looked the worst.
I am also obsessed with the fact that he believes he can get rich by osmosis.
I, too, believe this.
Let the games begin.
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Highlighting the best insight from our lovely Institute members.This one is from arecentRHOBHrecap.
TripleJ.Ferro: Youre such an effing tattletale Kyle!
ISaidWhatISaid
I wouldnt be surprised if Kandi sucked dick in a locker room.
She sucked dick everywhere else.
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