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My roommate getting the full OGX hair tent treatment

But also, sorta right.

Or Potential Breakup Song (Clean).

Its distracting, and I worry for her safety.

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I later found out she went to high school with one of my best friends.

She went by Blu then, too.

Zanderss incredible vocal range makes her an instant standout.

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Sorry to Bud Light Seltzer.

JPEGMAFIA eventually calms things down with an inexplicable-yet-charming cover of Call Me Maybe.

Its dumbandcomforting, likeLove Island.

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Bad news: His set gets pushed back 45 minutes.

Maybe hes just picking up a quickKentucky Fried Favorite?

Once Jack gets onstage, Im disappointed.

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Meanwhile, literal condom balloons fly high in the air.

He has a strong voice that inspires two guys in the crowd to leapfrog over each other.

Dehd Saturday, 12:10 p.m.The crowd respectfully bops and sways along to Chicago surf-rock band Dehd.

Millington Saturday, 12:20 p.m.As an aforementioned reformed emo eid, Ive seen a lot of pop-punk shows.

They put in work pumping up the early afternoon audience.

Tom Odell Saturday, 1:20 p.m.Odell is clearly very talented.

She starts screaming Kiss Me Through the Phone to wake them up (it didnt work).

The audience sways from side to side and sings along to Prune, You Talk Funny.

YG Saturday, 3:50 p.m.Im devastated to leave Tove Lo, but alas, the journey must go on.

When I get to YG, everyone is excited to sing FDT even Josh and Cody from the suburbs!

DJ Shaq, or DJ Diesel, or whatever hes called these days (DJ General Insurance?)

demands mosh pits every ten minutes on the dot.

Flume Saturday, 8:30 p.m.Another DJ set.

Her afternoon set includes an insane-but-somehow-works mash-up of Toxic, Jiggle, Jiggle, and W.A.P.

Ken Car$on Sunday, 1:10 p.m.Gov Ball goes absolutely nuts for Ken Car$on.

My roommate once again takes this time to visit the OGX tent (no heat tools today!).

Whether that be from heat or excitement, well never know.

Soccer Mommy Sunday, 2:45 p.m.The audience does a cute hand dance to Feel It All the Time.

Sunday, 3:30 p.m.J.I.D.

gathers a massive crowd intent on bouncing along to some of his most popular tracks.

But after a couple of songs, he asks everyone to push back and give each other space.

It seems like no one wants to become the next Travis Scott.

This right here is the true power of bisexuals.

Becky G Sunday, 5:20 p.m.Becky G brings along pyrotechnics to get the crowd up on their feet.

A full sing-along ensues during their hit Heat Waves.

Jazmine Sullivan Sunday, 7 p.m.Fans showed up and out for Grammy winner Jazmine Sullivan.

But near the back, I spot the TikTokers once again shooting content.

After three days, Im tempted to go full Halsey on them.

Kaytranada Sunday, 8 p.m.Ill be honest three days of Gov Ball finally catches up with me during Kaytranada.

Instead of dancing, I sit down to listen while eating a plate of french fries and dissociating.

Im very excited to have something green this weekend.

And to the people at the Coke stand, sorry for fighting with you.

Its not your fault you didnt have Diet Coke.

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