Vampire Veek
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Vampires, on the whole, are bad news.
And Im not just saying that because Im a werewolf.
I can understand on some level why vampires seem cool.
Vampires are an immortal humanoid species that skews sexy.
Even Nosferatu dresses well, and, I mean, he can simply hypnotize people into thinking so anyway.
Then Id want people to give me a break for my incessant need to kill.
But that is classic vampire propaganda!
But why would a vampire promote the guy who works for them into their own job?
They are notoriously bad bosses.
But, like, what kind of life is that?
Youre just gonna suck squirrels dryfor eternity?
And you know what, some bears are endangered.
I resent the notion that killing animals at all should be considered a fine alternative to people.
There is simply no ethical consumption in vampirism.
Now, I hear you.Werewolves kill people, too.
Im not glamoring people in nightclubs, okay.
Because most of the time I am one of you.
Also, shes a doctor.
I am a lucky, lucky guy who is invested in my local community.
Some of us are humans struggling with monsters, while others are just monsters who …
AWOOOOOOO!!!!
BARK BARK!!!
WHERE ARE MY CHAINS?
