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Adding to all the chaos are the conflicting rumors about who will or wont be back next year.
A bunch of older white women behaving badly was fun a decade ago but not today.
If that is pushed back until September, then well be waiting to hear about Ramonas fate.
countered withan article in theMailthat said a cast shake-up is coming, but Ramona isnt going anywhere.
That seems pretty accurate, especially considering shes onReal Housewives All Starson Peacock this fall.
She had been in theBig Apple for two monthswhen she ended the relationship.
Damn, we all knew a doctor that hot was too good to be true.
Maybe a reconciliation with her ex,Craig Conoverof theConover Law Firm, is in the cards?
Well, probably not, since it looks like hesshacking upwith hisWinter Houseco-starPaige DeSorbo.
They claim the formerRHOBHstarowes almost $100,000 in taxes.
Thank you, Santa, or is that just Andy Cohen with a beard and some COVID weight?
But willLisa Rinnaplay Mrs. Claus?Eileen Davidsonas Kyles bitchy boss?
Adult actorFredrik Eklundas a high-kicking elf?
The possibilities are hotter than cocoa!
Sheannounced on Instagram(both hersand TChallas) on July 1 that the bird died in a freak accident.
What kind of freak accident happens to a bird that lives in your house?
Was a ceiling fan involved?
Did he drown himself in Moniques enormous aquarium?
Does this have something to do with essential oils?
:So it looks likeDenise Richardsmight want back onRHOBH.
I mean, how many times must he have heard that song and dance?
(The tweet wascaptured by All About the Real Housewives.)
She also said, And for the record, did not demand an ultimatum.
Well, if shes not asking anyone to go, why the hell are we not bringing her back?
But she sure did with me!
She told Bravo she would not participate in the reunion if I was there.
I was cancelled morning of.
Bravo paid me double because they felt bad.
In this case, the judgment debtor is Girardi Keese and Tom Girardi.
You know,the guy who said that their attorney-client relationship was brokenand he couldnt represent her.
Yeah, I would have fired that guy, too.
Shessuing Facebook and Instagram.
Who does she think she is?Donald Trump?
Shannon lost her weight the old-fashioned way, by eating cream cheese and salmon as the Catholic Jesus intended.
She issued her statement on her Instagram Story.
It has been capturedseveral placesand is worth a listen because it is a master stroke.
Kelly explains that she did say Heathers son gave her COVID, but she meant it as a joke.
A STERN TALKING-TO: We all know thatAndy Cohenhas his channel on Sirius/XM radio called Radio Andy.
(Though it is Bravo-centric, the deal is through Andy, not the channel.)
But did you know hes known at Sirius as Ambitious Andy?
That says that either Howards is huge or that Andys is really tiny.
But, hey, we all know size doesnt matter.
CAPTAIN LEE, FUTURE EGOT: Congrats toBelow Deckfor its firstEmmy nomination for Outstanding Unstructured Reality Program.
As part of the bash, she had everyone wear one-piece bathing suits that said Teddi 1981.
NO MORE PUMPTINIS: Congratulations toDJ James Kennedy, a.k.a.
the White Kanye, ontwo years of sobriety.
Ill say that Ebonis initial statement is absolutely correct.
Her dinner party was a different thing, and I think that I wasnt generous enough with my time.
I think Eboni deserves the same leeway, especially because shes having fun.
I forgot that this reality show, like all others, is a mitigated medium.
Ebonis grandmothers illness didnt seem as big because Leah McSweeneys ailing grandmother took up so much more screen time.
What I have seen of Eboni I enjoy.
I love that shes straightforward and could defeat any opponent in a verbal sparring match.
I love that even during the most heated moments she can remain calm and keep the discussion on track.
I love that she is the voice of reason and that her voice is steady and powerful.
What I dont love is this season, because, through no fault of Ebonis, it is boring.
However, I did Eboni a disservice by discussing this during an episode that centered on her.
The reason that this season is boring has nothing to do with Eboni.
Gone are the days of Luann and Ramona feuding or Sonja standing up for herself.
COVID is also a bit to blame.
The women cant go to parties, fundraisers, or on the extravagant trips that we expect.
Theyre mostly hanging out in their homes and kept from interacting with a wide variety of people.
I wouldnt even mind a Harry Dubin cameo at this point, Im so starved for outside voices.
I dont think that is what I need.
Jill Zarin is not a drinker at all and always delivered.
Same with Margaret Josephs onRHONJ.
She asks me, sincerely, What would you have me do?
Thats an excellent question.
I want her to stay just as great and true to herself as she rightfully insists on being.
What I want is for the show around her to be worthy of her greatness.
That is why I didnt really love some of the discourse surrounding Ebonis open letter and my recap.
Some people on social media said I wrote a hit piece about Eboni.
Someone also said, I am living for this feud between Eboni and Brian.
Never did I intend for it to be a hit piece.
Just because were having a dialogue about a difficult subject doesnt mean were feuding.
She even said in her letter that she appreciates my feedback and perspective.
Do you think there is or should be objectivity in reality-TV-show recapping?Absolutely not.
and promote discussion about what happened on an individual episode of television.
IfCruellacan do it, why notRHOBH?
What are your three favorite things about Brian Moylan?
)If I had to describe him in three words, Id say complex, refined, and full-bodied.
There are countless dozens of other employees and volunteers that make up this incredibly imaginary institution.
Our newest hire isShamira Ibrahim, who is tackling this season ofRHOP.
TheSATCreboot can only pray to capture that kind of magic.
Camille because her commitment to chaos is just a delight.
Sonja because its truly fascinating to watch her vacillate back and forth betweenGrey GardensandSome Like It Hotin real time.
(Who else could talk about allegedly partying with John-John and sniff her panties in the same breath?)
What is your Housewives tagline?Whos that peeking in my window?
Nobody, cause I live in a penthouse.
I would love to be a friend of the show onMarried to Medicine.
Get in, agitate Dr. Heavenly enough that drama starts, and slip right on out.
You are doing Plead the Fifth with Andy Cohen.
What are the three hardest questions he could ask you?
What is the most ridiculous order youve ever put in on Uber Eats?
(Things get really dark in my order history after midnight.)
Which celebritys DMs would you shamelessly slide into?
(The answer is, of courseSerge IbakaandYahya Abdul-Mateen.)
Name an album or song that you enjoy as a guilty pleasure.
(Dumblondes debut album.)
Are you that girl is already formally in Bravo GIF lore.
The former, I think, will get her one-to-two years, the latter three-to-five in Club Fed.
TChalla was probably living his best life and landed face first in peppermint oil, poor thing.
I will still check out Mila Eve products for my diffuser though!
Im not even sure what this is.
There are plain ones, cute ones, funny ones, campy ones, ones withdicks printed on them.
Weve been pretending that Robyn offers value to the series for at least two seasons, after all.
I swear this is what causes hemorrhoids.
ISaidWhatISaid
Shes obsessed with my coochie because we all know the ding-dong at her house is broken.
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