American Gigolo
Save this article to read it later.
Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.
Last week onAmerican Gigolo, we finally got to have a little fun.
A little trauma, too, and still no real nudity, but some fun nonetheless.
In our fifth episode, however, theres no time for that.
Remember that missing child, who was just molested by their teacher and also found said teachers dead body?
Yeah, its time to give that a bit more attention.
Nothing Is Real But the Girlclosed with Michelle waiting up for Julian outside his apartment.
Seems like the kind of thing you wait till hes 18 for.
This puts Julian into action.
The room is basically a crime scene.
Hes obviously not there.
Theres not a motel room left in this country that doesnt immediately lock when closed.
Why did that not happen on day one of him running away is beyond me.
We also learn that hes really into watches.
But doesnt everyone experience time the same way?
young Colin asks his father.
Not everyone moves through time at the same speed, he replies.
Michelle, however, isnt able to escape them either.
Where does your pimp think you are?
Are you on call and you have to go off and be some other person?
she throws at him, refusing to acknowledge that she herself is married and previously hired him.
There continues to be little likable about Michelle.
Meanwhile, Julian continues to be painted in a more endearing light.
His immediate commitment to fatherhood is commendable, at least.
And yet there is also the sense that Julian never really thinks too hard about what to do next.
Hate to say it, but hes exactly the kind of guy you could frame for a murder.
Once again, all the trouble in the world lands on Julian.
But hey, at least he looks pretty slick while it happens.
Hustlin
What the fuck happened to the dog in the last episode?
I need to know!
Continually, Rosie ODonnell as Detective Sunday makes this show.
Her lines give me something to think about week after week.
Shes right itishit or miss with Bugles.
