American Horror Stories
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Maybe Im going soft.
Or maybe its because I woke up with a terrible migraine.
I didnt see it coming.
Who among us would?
The version of me that existed up until an hour ago was navigating a Whee!
But episode four, Milkmaids, changed all of that.
Changed me as a person.
I may never be the same again.
Bodies of less-fortunate people get wheeled through town in stacks, thrown upon an overburdened wheelbarrow.
2022 seems likeJetsons-level future compared to 1757, but there are many comparisons to be made.
If such measures stretch to ways in which women are somehow at fault, so much the better.
There is blood and pus and shit in every animal byproduct you eat.
And thats just a fact.
Im certainly not going to object.
Celeste believes in miracles, and Delilah believes in science, which makes them the perfect OKCupid match.
You cant both be sitting around cleansing crystals in the light of a blood moon.
Balance is key to any relationship.
Is he double inoculated now on account of having eaten from the hearts of two mothers?
Theres no way to know.
