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Whoever pitched every form of hydration to Jennifer Aniston, what is your life like?
Mayo, Schumer feels, makes sense.
They just picked the person who looks the most like they have mayo on every meal.
But since becoming a shill for tampons, Schumer was diagnosed with endometriosis and subsequently had a hysterectomy.
Which, famously, removes the necessity for tampons.
What tangled lives we live, you know?
