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He had a lot to say about the novelty.
Im bombing no matter what gimmick I use, he joked.
Yes, thats right.
And youre getting Jew-Pac.
He continued, Its nice to not be here tonight.
I almost didnt not make it here.
My hologram had trouble at the border.
They wouldnt give it a work permit.
They kept saying, We dont think this will work.
But this year, given the state of world events, his material carried a little more bite.
I was mad at Leno for taking overThe Tonight Showand making it suck.
That was the end of the world to me, at that point.
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I really think Chappelle sees himself as mean Jesus.
Andy, isnt mean Jesus the devil?
No, thats Ricky Gervais.
Mean Jesus is still the messiah of comedy.
I watched his special, and he keeps saying during his special, Its gonna get worse.
Im going all the way.
People dont have to strap themselves in.
Its not like hes delivering truth people cant handle.
He calls feminists frumpy dikes.
Thats the whole joke.
And then he says, Watch out.
Its going to get worse.
The special gets worse.
On Joe Rogan:We should shoot homeless people.
Thats what Joe Rogansuggestedon his show.
You know that crazy show where hes got a big thing on his head?
He might have been being sarcastic.
Hes joking about shooting the homeless person!
[Exaggerated laughter.]
I feel better about my life because I can laugh at the homeless!
Homeless plus long-COVID equals comedy gold.
Why are you listening to my dangerous medical advice?
On John Mulaney:At least John Mulaney went the traditional route with his horrible handling of success.
He just blew up his own personal life and those around him.
He didnt have a go at take down the Center for Disease Control.
Thank you, John.
You backed out graciously … of his marriage, is what Im saying.
Mr. Libertarian loses his shit when he sees someone whos choosing to wear a mask.
Hes one of the only people Ive ever seen who tries to talk people out of religionandscience.
On Netflix:Im just hoping theres room for me at the home for aging comedians: Netflix.
Actually, Netflix is changing gears.
They want to cultivate a brand.
They have created niche programming.
They are the home of anti-trans content.
Come to Netflix for the best in othering.
Our soul is lava.
On fascist comedians:The internet has changed everything.
Its great that we live in a world where you could connect directly with your fans.
The problem is that followers corrupt, and a million followers corrupt absolutely.
The only thing comedians handle worse than criticism is acceptance.
Its just like a Kevin Hart show.
On Patton Oswalt:I hope youre all enjoying the festival.
Theres so many great shows to see.
Patton Oswalt is hosting the Patton Oswalt Gala.
Its hard to imagine Patton celebrating himself.
[Defensively] Hes a friend.
He knows Im bitter.
Hell tell me it was fine … if he answers the phone.
On Rob Schneider:Who knew thatRob Schneiders hot takeon the Canadian trucker boycott would cause an international crisis?
Why is Rob Schneider so angry?
Its not our fault hes an unrelenting hack.
We didnt force Rob to go over the top of every movie hes chewed the scenery in.
We didnt insist that he staple himself to Adam Sandlers coattails.
That was his choice!
On Ellen DeGeneres:Ellen tried this hologram shtick.
It didnt make her more likable.
People could already see through her.
