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Its leads have the chemistry of two estranged siblings.

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All of it takes place in a suspiciously Canadian version of New York City.

As his characters limited personality dictates, Charlie is at a math competition.

Kat races outside, where her manager asks where she is going.

Hearing this, I shrieked.

It reignited my hope for the film and briefly restabilized my sense of reality.

Thats how its always been and thats how it will always be.

Unfortunately, my hope thatMarry Memight, at the last minute, become a better movie was short-lived.

It cant be that hard.

She hops into a random limo.

Take me to the airport!

So far, this all tracks Chicago is a hot destination.

In a moment of kindness, Kat offers to buy the entire plane Champagne and caviar.

The flight attendant informs her that all they have is ham wraps, cheese cubes, and Michelob Ultra.

This is insulting to the Midwest, but unfortunately also feels correct.

But when Kat lands, the film loses its way as quickly as it found it.

Kat runs outside to find transportation from the General Wayne A.

Behind her, a sign reads, Champaign.

They are two different towns.

Peoria, as I have previously mentioned, is a two-and-a-half-hour drive from Chicago.

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