And Just Like That
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And just like that, were back.
Its my coping mechanism.
So, so much podcasting.
We need at least a hint that there is some lightness on the horizon.
Or, like, one good blow job joke.
Unfortunately for Carrie and her adorable dreams of just moving forward, Big had other plans.
Was he just assuming Carrie would die first?!
The news puts Carrie in a tailspin.
Shes not worried about the money, shes upset because this was something Big was keeping from her.
What else could he have been hiding?
And was he in touch with Natasha all this time?
Our girl Car goes off the deep end.
Finally, she decides the only way to stop her meltdown is to talk to Natasha face-to-face.
When Natasha doesnt respond within hours of Carrie sending it, she decides to DM her on Instagram.
Natasha instantly blocks her.
Who cares if shes in mourning, Carrie deserves to be blocked.
Clearly, this assistant should be fired because why make a liethat big.
This is assistant 101.
The ladies make a run for it.
Carrie looks like a lunatic, and she knows it.
There is no closure for Carrie, and she still cannot sleep.
Her apartment is haunted by Big and Natasha and her guilt and her grief.
So, she walks.
I just … you know, I dont have time for that.
Miranda gets her friend to cut through the crap and admit what shes really feeling.
Carrie is angry at Big for surprising her with this.
Shes angry at him for even making her consider that he could have been cheating on her.
Shes angry that hes ruined their happy sad ending.
Eventually, Carrie, a human woman, needs to pee.
Its a real of all the coffee shop toilets in all the world sort of situation.
Nevertheless, it forces the conversation they need to have.
She sees that Carrie has burned her hands from her coffee and fixes her a little ice pack.
So, Big was not cheating on his wife with his ex-wife.
Mostly, he was hiding the immense guilt he must have felt for what he did to Natasha.
Once Carrie realizes that, it is enough to put the whole situation to rest.
Its not perfect closure, but it is something.
May these two women never meet again!
This and That
Miranda has a big ol crush on Che Diaz.
We know Miranda and Steve havent had sex in years (WTF?!
), and Miranda looks super turned on in this moment.
Carrie completely dismisses it as another instance of Charlotte overreacting.
Oof,XY and Meseems like an insufferable podcast, doesnt it?
Miranda describes it as a nice blend of polemics and farts, so do with that what you will.
What a thing to behold!
Chia seeds are bullshit.
Bless you, Steve.
