And Just Like That

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When Che Diaz is the only one around to reason with you, you know things are dire.

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All of that is good!

and that doesnt seem to cross her mind at any point.

Sure, most of the characters on this show are self-involved, but this is a new level.

They are not a cheat, not a liar, and certainly not a home-wrecker.

Miranda seems legitimately flabbergasted that someone might feel this way.

Has she not been living on planet Earth all this time or …?

She shows up outside of Ches place of business (!!)

to ask if theyre all in.

They couldve given Miranda cartoon heart eyes at this point; the woman is so head over heels.

Miranda gets the response she was hoping for: Che says theyre in love with her, too.

It doesnt even cross Mirandas mind, she is so in love.

This conversation is heartbreaking.

She cant even comprehend that he might feel differently.

But, of course, he does.

Miranda tells Steve that this, their marriage the way it is, isnt enough for her.

She should be telling him this!

Its just that she shouldve told him way before she started sleeping with someone else.

Can someone give this guy a hug?

Shes going to tell them that they can be together for real now.

She feels like shes in a rom-com, she says!

(What wouldSex and the CityMiranda think?)

Meanwhile, over on the Upper East Side, Charlotte is still blowing Harry.

Lily walks in on Charlotte about to give Harry head when Charlotte slams the door in her daughters face.

), Carrie reminds Charlotte that there is still time to have an honest conversation here.

That conversation doesnt go exactly as planned.

I am exactly who Carrie worries she is in the eyes of her cool young neighbor.

Her dad getting a blowjob before hes had his morning coffee never even crossed her mind.

Carrie is so fucking high maintenance.

Regardless, the two women bond over dating in New York when Carrie catches Lisette kicking her boyfriend out.

Carrie wanted the approval of the Youths, and now she has it!

Man, everyone in theAJLTuniverse issuper into Vulture, huh?

Okay, it actually warms my heart to see how much of an auntie Carrie is to Charlottes kids.

What a welcome return for the gorgeous Versace ball gown!

Lotta dicks in this episode!

And I dont just mean Miranda!

I mean actual dicks!