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Where are you on Maslows hierarchy of needs at the moment?
(A) Self-actualization(B) Basic physiological needs(C) Safety needs
Where are you literally?
(A) I am learning to love myself!
But yes, I am dating.
You rule, babe!
You probably have COVID.
You have to test to get out of quarantine, but there are no tests available.
But why the fuck did you test?
Now you have to miss work and are solely responsible for the stock market looking weird and scaring billionaires.
Just remember to love yourself, stay positive, and vote!!!
