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As young people are always reminding me when they are not running away from me screaming, representation matters.
We old crones with sexual needs have very few cinematic role models to choose from.
Basically, its Alzheimers Allie fromThe Notebookand the woman fromThe Shiningwho comes out of the bathtub.
No, this is actually 28-year-old actress Mia Goth in horrifying makeup that took nine hours to put on.
She looks very, very old, older than time itself.
But thats not about her being old, right?
Is it because they dont really know each other very well and he has not offered verbal consent?
Or because he was watching beautiful young people have sex on camera all day and he is just tired?
Oh, now shes murdering him.
I think this is actually good.
Its not gross for old crones to want love!
So this murder is about feminism.
I love this movie.
Im still feeling really empowered by this movie.
Now … watch how gross it is when this old crone tries to fuck!
Sorry, that last part was my mistake Im old, remember.
Yes, thats definitely right.
Old Crone Rights!!!
