Bachelor in Paradise
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They really thought this would work and it simply did not work.
Ooooohhh buddy, they donegoofed.
They fucking whiffed thishard.
How do you send home Rick and Olu?
Have we all seen Ricks eyes?
BANANAS IN THE NOGGIN!!!
This should be easy.
This is not the spirit of Paradise!
This is the spirit of a freshman mixer at a religious college.
Are they not horny?
Do their loins not yearn to be rolled up in an oversize tortilla with a sexy single?
How can they resist going bikini off-roading with a hottie with a body?
Everyone should be kissing 200 percent more people.
Theres still time to split and couple back up!
Lets get to it.
My question is: Why not?
You know theyre filming you, right?
You didnt have to say all that!
Rodney takes Lace aside and technically doesnt really explain whats going on or break up with her.
Im starting a petition to ban the phrase I dont want to hurt you from this television program.
If you didnt want to hurt Lace, you would have made different choices and said different things.
A more accurate statement would be, I really hoped you would have been cool with this.
Michael A and Johnny narrate Laces exit and Lace tells us that shes humiliated.
Rodney better marry Eliza and have four children.
Thats the only way this is worth it.
This sends Brandon fucking spiraling.
Now that he knows that there are other guys in the Estates, hes flipping the fuckout.
Hell start over, a new name, a new identity.
Hell bring his skateboard.
He knows if he feels like this, hes in love with Serene.
Jesse comes in and all the women immediately start shouting, No!
Its worse when he sits down!!
Even just a little?
They are all obviously keeping him around as an option in case their guys have dumped them.
Jesse asks if anyone is interested in Rick or Olu and Serene says no really quickly.
Okay then, damn.
Its time to check back in with the gang at the beach and okay, were doing flashbacks now.
Kate has decided its time to jump off the Jacob train and pick up with Logan.
Does his hotness just not translate on camera?
Logan is explaining this turn of events to Johnny and how its going to blow up the entire beach.
Johnny says that this is Geometry Beach and hesso proudof himself.
I really think we should let him have this one.
Before Kate says who shes going to take on this date, she needs to pull Jacob aside.
Kate asks Logan and he says yes, then asks Sarah to go chat.
Logan takes Sarah to a daybed and asks if he can hold her hand.
Let go of her hand!
Sarah is pissed and doesnt want to talk to Logan.
She says its humiliating and insulting, but she also says karma is real.
I hope shes a witch and can see the future.
Genevieve saying yo air this!
This is a nightmare.
I refuse to acknowledge any of this.
Ive never seen my most loved ones from this angle and I dont ever intend to.
They smooch, theyre into each other.
Back at the Estates, Victoria has decided to see if theres anything between her and Alex.
Thats all it takes, fellas.
Maybe Olu and Rick should have put some comfy socks on Genevieves feet while she was taking a nap.
They head off to their date and basically have the same conversation again.
She laughs way too hard at one of Alexs jokes; shes more than interested.
Alex keeps saying that hes not going to stop pursuing her, and I need him to relax.
He knows that Victoria is looking for commitment and hes trying to get open for an engagement.
Hes never felt like this and Johnny and Brandon talk about how amazing falling in love is.
I request these two kindly dummies talking sweetly about falling in love for over an hour, just.
Johnny says he thinks about Victoria every day and he hopes that she hasnt gone out with anyone else.
The final moments of the episode are setting up the Destruction of Shanae.
But she doesnt let that bother her because shes got Logan waiting for her back on the beach.
See you tomorrow for the reunification of Paradise!
