Below Deck Adventure
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Hello and welcome toBelow Deck Adventure.
Well, that is whatBDAis to the greaterBelow Deckuniverse.
We are picking up in the middle of the season because of popular demand.
What have you missed so far?
Hes already fired a hunky cowboy who was perhaps the worst crewmember inBDhistory.
The interior and the exterior, headed by chief stew Faye and bosun Lewis, hate each other.
And I am convinced that Faye is the long-lost daughter ofCathouses Airforce Amy.
These guys are always nightmares because they think they know better, second-guess authority, and are always hot.
Um, how do you share one of those tiny little bunks and not snuggle up a little bit?
Thats like wearing a pair of mens briefs a size too small and having the nuts never touch.
Thats just never going to happen.
Anyway, Faye and the girls put on their beer-wench outfits for a Viking Oktoberfest-themed dinner.
Okay, this is not a thing.
Oktoberfest is, of course, German.
Vikings are, of course, Norwegian.
Having a Viking Oktoberfest is sort of like having a Canadian Mounties Cinco de Mayo party.
Just putting Viking in front of anything doesnt mean that its suitable for being Norwegian.
Maybe its because of that that Faye and Lewis can never get on the same page.
That also translates to what is happening with Jess and Faye at the dinner service.
However, when she catches the error, she tells the guests that the girls never listen to her.
However, Jess is also right that theyre not doing their job as well as they could have.
Its so strenuous when everyone is right and everyone is wrong.
How can we just hate people without complications?
Thats why were here in the first place, right?
At least shes capable of making amends.
Yeah, thats the way life works.
I mean, weve seen all the chefs on this franchise for years.
Almost all of them use the 90-10 rule in regard to the rest of the crew.
This is what I mean about no communication.
The crew needs to be on the boat setting this up.
Oh, by it, I mean the inflatable iceberg.
Was that not clear?
I cant wait to find out what they are.
