Below Deck Mediterranean
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Just as suspected, Storms walkie-talkie mishap is no big deal.
The vessel skims the dolphin, yes, but it is fine.
It turns out Storm didnt know how to function the walkie-talkie.
But Ill dole out credit where its due and applaud Captain Sandy for responding gorgeously.
In her confessional, she states that Storm is only a provisional bosun compared with Raygans bosun status.
That makes a difference.
Because Im bored with Natasha and Dave, I will discuss Kyles toothache first.
Natasha observes the pair bickering and backs away slowly so she can text her boyfriend sweet nothings.
I wonder how this happened.
What was Kyles dental hygiene like preinfection?
How often did Kyle go to the dentist?
Separately, does Bravo cover this medical bill?
Do they even have medical bills in Malta?
My brain cant compute countries with universal health care!
The next morning, Kyles back.
The doctors pull two teeth (!!!!
), and he cant wait to suck on certain things again.
Even the producers laugh at that one.
I love Kyles energy.
That being said, the preview for next weeks episode makes me nervous.
I also am desperately afraid of losing Kyle from the cast!
What will we do without him?
Ive been beating around the bush for long enough time to talk about Natasha and Dave.
Dave, its over!
She broke up with you!
This is weird and cringey behavior.
If not for yourself, then hey think of us, the viewers, who have to watch!
When Dave first probes, she resists, saying its nothing.
This makes me sad for Tash, but not surprised.
In fact, lets take a moment to talk about Dave and the other boys in the club!
These three miserable musketeers are awful to watch and even worse to listen to.
At dinner, he barely says a word and is seemingly silent on the ride back home.
Storm is overanalyzing his docking, replaying it into oblivion for all those wholl listen.
And Dave is grumbling over Natasha.
At least we have Mzi and Kyle to keep things buoyant!
Natalya is also annoyed by Storms overthinking.
They just had a first date, and this is how its ending?
I had high hopes for this date.
Who knows if it will even last?
Cause of death: workaholism.
I want to ride the banana boat with my besties.
I also giggled at Courtneys just the tip joke.
