Below Deck Mediterranean
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Surprise, surprise: Jasons still annoying.
All this man does is mumble and grumble!
As Courtney asks, When is anyone ever vibing with Jason?
These guests are also still annoying.
At their beachside sushi dinner, the mom asks the girls to share interesting facts about themselves.
One of them says shes a quarter Japanese.
She does realize shes on TV, right?
I guess the meat and potatoes of this episode is Captain Sandy rocking the interior teams shit.
Does anyone care that Natalya ratted out Kyle and Tash to Dear Old Cap?
On the scale of 1 to rat, I dont even think she snitched that hard.
The proof is already in the pudding; plus, Natalya is always famously doing laundry!
And for the record, I love Kyle!
I think hes a delight.
But lets call a spade a spade and admit he hasnt been on his A game since Frank.
I know Iknowwhat producers can do.
I know Hollywood consists of smoke and mirrors.
I know this, okay?
That being said … the editing is not helping Tash and Kyles cases.
We got Tweedledee and Tweedledum chatting about naps while Natalya is literally on her hands and knees scrubbing.
And most important, we have the late-night escapades.
At 3:27 a.m., the guests have the drunchies and request some late-night snacks.
At 4:27 a.m., Natasha brings up the food for the guests.
How does it take a full hour to whip up some grilled cheese sandwiches?
(Side note: LOL that the guests wondered if their munchies were from Costco.)
Why werent they cleaning while the food was defrosting?
Why wasnt one of them tending to the mess while the other was handling service?
This makes no sense to me, efficiency wise, and debunks their claims of not having enough time.
They do have enough time; theyre just not using it in the right way.
They head to bed after 5 a.m., leaving complete chaos in their wakes.
The next morning, Natalya wakes up to pure filth.
Natalya, who is clearly rattled, says its Chief Stewys.
Captain Sandy senses something is awry and presses Natalya, who lets the stress come spilling out of her.
She feels behind, shes overwhelmed, and shes concerned her team is distracted.
I will also say Im a Pisces and much too soft to ever work on a boat.
Natasha reports this all to Kyle immediately, claiming Captain Sandy was screaming at her, which she wasnt.
Shes gunning for her Oscar, clearly.
Obviously this is going to send Kyle over the edge.
Kyle suspects Natalya had something to do with this slap on the wrist and immediately goes to confront her.
Is there a doctor onboard?
Because somebody needs to prescribe him and Tash some Xanax, stat.
Things will only take a turn for the worse.
Do they prep for the next day?
My kingdom for a Natalya-level Luddite.
She had to Google Dolly Parton!
Absolutely no thoughts in that pretty little head of hers, just vibes.
Dave seems to be healthier!
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