Below Deck Mediterranean
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Ill be honest: I was dreading watching this episode; last week was dark enough.
And right at the top, Bravo spares none of us by starting with the long-awaited cabin swap.
Natasha is staying in her cabin.
Her new roommate is Kyle, who trades with Dave and will now be bunking with Jason.
Didnt Jason and Dave have beef, you ask?
To which I say:Duh?
How could it not be?
Kyle and Natasha will be great roommates, but remember that theyre sisters, and sisters fight.
Natasha is already running off left and right to text and call her ex-boyfriend.
Her phone call with him, which she takes off-board, is painful to listen to.
Shes desperate, distracted, insecure, and falling by the wayside in real time.
This situation is too messy.
Just focus on yourself, Tash!
I once again applaud Kyle for keeping it real and being a solid-ass friend.
Tash laughs this off and says she does like to run away from problems a lot.
Maybe investigate this instead of turning to a man?
And as much as Kyle loves to kiki with Tash, hes fed up with her AWOL status.
He is literally sweating down his butt crack, and what is Tash doing?
Natasha is also getting on Natalyas nerves.
She envisions, executes, and is rewarded by the guests joy and gratitude.
Thats the only thanks she needs.
So why does Natasha bump Natalya from service to housekeeping after she spent hours doing party setup?
Kyle is out for the rest of the eve with a painful toothache.
Our boy needs to see a dentist ASAP.
Therefore, the interior relies on a deckhand to help during dinner service.
What does Natalya think of that?
Babe, its called a cleaning caddy, she vents to Kyle.
I completely agree, and so does he!
And actually you should be on service!
I have a lot of thoughts here.
So Courtneys back, obviously, but this time as a deckie, and shes ready to twerk!
I actually think Natalya and Storms fling is cute, and I hope it stays sweet and innocent.
Courtneys sole takeaway is Thank fucking God shes not performing stew duties the whole time.
Shes back as a deckie for a reason, and its not to iron sheets.
Regarding the above, where I mentionedHomemust stay docked …
I wonder if Bravo gives these guests a discount on the back end?
I dont even want to talk about Storm and his faulty walkie-talkie yet.
Its been teased to us twice, and we still dont know the full story.
My bet is that its no big deal, but I guess well see next week!
