Below Deck Mediterranean
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Readers, some housekeeping: Storm has officially been promoted to bosun!
Provisional bosun, no more.
Moving on, I am officially over Natasha.
I still think Dave is chock-full of issues.
This isnt a zero-sum game.
Both parties can be crazy!
But, Natasha is a million miles past insane.
The preview we get of next weeks episode.
I believe Sandy is speaking to Natasha when she warns someone not to manipulate her.
Mary Oliver asked, What is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?
For me, the answer is to reexamine the wine pairing, from every which way.
If you thought we were leaving the wine pairing predicament behind, you thought wrong.
I thought I just witnessed half the guests order cocktails, ignoring their ten glasses of wine.
Stay in your lane Tash!
You caused the chaos … and in fact, that might be a pattern for your entire life.
None of us are surprised that she confesses that it may have been the wrong decision privately.
He even stays in for the night once the charter is over … Color me impressed!
On Natashas relationship front: Her ex-now-current-boyfriend seems majorly clingy and controlling.
She tells us that he doesnt like how she works with Dave.
This makes me depressed.
I want to save Tash, but she dont wanna be saved.
And even if she did, only she can save herself.
WHATTTTJASKLFJSALKJDFSAASDLK!!?!?
Imagine saying this to someone you had met the day prior while you are working for them?
Kyles nearly-there-affair is making him nervous, and even admits as much to Tasha the next day.
Get back to work!
Did Kyle give it to him and I just missed it?
Or is one of the producers a romantic (and shit stirrer) at heart?
THEN, upon departure, Frank whispers to Kyle that he wishes he could kiss him!
And I love it.
Did I just cheer out loud?
This is what dreams are made of!
Reader, I could feel the passion of their make-out through the screen.
I saved the worst for last.
Surprising absolutely no one, Jason fucks up again this week by going MIA on break.
At 7:38, Storm asks if Jason is back.
Spoiler alert: He isnt.
At 7:52, Courtney goes to fetch him.
Jason gives her immediate lip, claiming its impossible for him to eat and shower in 15 minutes.
Courtney says she could have killed him, multiple times, and same.
How dare you do that to your team?
To give praise where its due: snaps for Daves pirate-ship birthday cake.
This quote deserves an honorable mention: I feel like a big gay soup.
