Below Deck Mediterranean
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At the top of this weeks episode, Kyle grumbles that there are still 25 days left on charter.
You and me both, babe.
WatchingBelow Deck Mediterraneanactually worsens my Sunday scaries, if you’re free to believe it.
Were on charter five, which features a Cool Mom, her daughter, and all her friends.
We figure out that a few of them attended Florida State University, and we can tell.
One of them says they got lightheaded watchingTwilight,and Im choosing to believe they meant that complimentary.
One thing these sorority girls arent ready for?
Steven, the name of Kyles infamous pink dildo that has already made numerous appearances onboard.
The guests even ask Kyle about him at lunch.
Kyle, heartbroken over Frank, is not amused and tells Tash as much.
Lo and behold, Kyle is right.
Tash presents Steven to the group and … crickets.
Steven kills whatever vibe these girls had going on, and the night quickly ends.
Speaking of Tash, her on-again, off-again saga with her boyfriend continues.
Hes working hard, staying in instead of going out, and turning out delicious after delicious dish.
The exes (if we can call them that) seem to be getting on well.
No passivity or drama … yet.
I hope he stays this way for the rest of the season.
Im rooting for you, Dave!
Meanwhile, Jason still sucks, as in his overall attitude.
Hes so negative and not fun at all.
He cant even polish the railings!
Lets rewind: The guests crave a seaside cocktail hour.
Storm still struggles with time management and delegation and goes out of radio range (Big mistake!
The sun is setting, fast, and Captain Sandy wants the guests back before dark.
Since she cant contact Storm, she sends Jason to bring them back.
I really didnt think this was an issue at all.
I mean, yes, thats probably better optics, but Storms overreaction here is a little dramatic.
I already know that this conversation will be totally calm and educational.
Captain Sandy doesnt want to come down on Storm; she wants to teach him.
Storm takes the feedback well, and we move on.
Theyre crossed or something, and Storm dives in to untangle them.
Bless Bravo for trying to end this episode on a cliffhanger, but its not working.
I dont even know if Id keep watching if I werent paid to.
