Below Deck Mediterranean
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Picking up right where we left off, Captain Sandy confronts Natasha and gives her some much-needed tough love.
Shes asking all the right questions!There are two people on service … Cant the other person clean?
What are you doing when you stay up until five in the morning with guests?
Just admit you have zero time-management skills and go!
Not to play armchair psychologist, but this slap on the wrist deeply affects Natasha.
Shes shook from getting told off and acts out because of it.
Service is onlyoneaspect of the job.
Hospitality is just a single piece of the pie!
Going above and beyond in the guest-relations department doesnt absolve you from performing your other duties.
As the adage goes, misery loves company.
We find her and Kyle sulking together in bed, smiting Natalya for ratting them out.
Need I remind them that Natalya didnt evenneedto snitch?
Captain Sandy mentioned her dismay with the state of things long before Natalya came into play.
The proof is in the pudding.
(Read: dirty pantry!)
This sends Natalya (and me) over the edge.
The two of them could have been cleaning the damn pantry this whole time.
What do they mean the only way to catch up on this mess is by staying in?
She points out that they had four hours to clean all afternoon and calls their decision selfish.
Shes going out to dinner and does not feel bad about it (nor should she!).
No, hes not a good friend or nice guy.
Hes being a hypocrite and a total pain in my ass!
Mzi is too pure and perfect to be caught in the crosshairs of pantrygate.
Fortunately, their absences let us have a little tea time at dinner.
I hope this gives Dave the validation he deserves.
after bitching and moaning about sacrificing their night out to stay home and scrub.
Jason starts immediately slamming white wine and asking people if they have herpes.
When no one laughs, he decides everyone is a snowflake who gets offended too easily.
Natasha bats her lashes and veers into pick me territory.
Jason says shes one of the only people he hasnt had to apologize to yet.
Natalya freaks out at the sight of the watch.
She creates a narrative about what the watch means and what it means for their relationship.
According to her, this boatmance is getting too serious too soon.
Get this man on a soap opera ASAP.
Meanwhile, my nosy ass decided to research these watches.
They tend to cost less than $100.
That isnt nothing, but I think based on Natalyas reaction she thought this gift was a little pricier.
Storm mentions his general snappiness and mood swings and how they affect the work environment.
The conversation goes south fast, ending with Jason telling Storm to replace him and bring someone else in.
Will Jason finally get kicked overboard?
One can only hope!
I look like a fucking Quasimodo.
Am I on a yacht or am I onLove Island?
Natalya is a Tasmanian devil.
Very cute to look at but hella annoying.
