Below Deck Mediterranean

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Theres no amuse-bouche tonight; we are catapulted right back into Jason and Storms one on one.

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Jason admits hes been censoring himself and just isnt clicking with the rest of the crew.

It doesnt take a rocket scientist to determine that, little J!

Then he confesses he did not initially plan on quitting tonight, and I was confused.

Did he quit or not?

Storm seems to be confused as well and beelines to Captain Sandy to fill her in.

Storm tries to keep it vague and professional with Sandy, but she (rightfully) wants deets.

If she is pissed, though, she doesnt show it.

Captain Sandy calls Jason to the bridge and they have a great conversation, given the circumstances.

Again, points for Sandy!

The guests are arriving in 60 minutes!

Maybe its the light at the end of the tunnel, but Jason seems upbeat throughout this entire charter.

His rapport with the guests seems better than usual almost cheerful!

and hes helpful and easygoing.

Maybe he was too anxious?

Maybe seething with anger?

Maybe hes just simply over it and doesnt care about being standoffish?

Whatever the reason, he owes them all (and himself) a good-bye.

I want to take a minute to acknowledge Myiesha Griffin & Co!

I want to thank them for their time and energy!

No other guests deserved a surprise performance from Eurovisions very own Destiny like they did.

I want a looping GIF of Myiesha reacting to her roasted rack of lamb!

I want to bottle that excited squeal one of the girls lets out while shes Jet Skiing with Courtney.

That was unabashed glee, and I want to mainline it every morning.

I want to like the shit out of Elizabeths Instagram.

I want to have a long conversation with Deidra, the Gemini.

In fact, I wish she could have saged the outside of the boat.

I wonder if that could have helped Jason … Where do we even begin?

This is a problem for Storm because he feels emotionally obligated to Mzi as his friend.

Mzi is visibly disappointed and confused by the decision and says as much in his confessional.

Back at the table, Natalya slams Storm for this decision.

Especially with the addition of a new deckie.

Her meltdown with Kyle, in which she admits to feeling lost and wanting to run away forever.

On the flip side, Kyles motivational speech is flawless: Youve got a job to do.

Youve got eyes on you.

Thats your main focus … No more tears left to cry, only happy penises.

The owner is a billionaire named Harald McPike.

Are the two good friends?

Does Destiny get to use the yacht at her leisure if its not booked?

Jason referring to his man bun as a party pony?

Good-bye …

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