Below Deck Mediterranean
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I wish we got a Captain Sandy confessional of what was going through her mind as she watched.
I saw flickers of lust, awe, and shock.
I am happy our guests got to fly naked through the wind!
But I am also curious how sanitary that all is?
Are they, like, allowed to do that?
Do I sound as conservative as Reid?
I am less concerned about the nudity and more curious about the logistics of it.
I want to know what the owner of the yacht thinks!
Im sure if hes renting out his vessel willy-nilly, he doesnt really care, right?
I didnt feel stunned at all by the nude photoshoot.
Literally, who cares?
Its something about orifices on those chairs, however, that gives me pause.
Moving on: Poor Mzi!
He receives devastating news, and instead of getting comforted, he has to go comfort sullen Storm instead.
That was a really shitty position to put Mzi in, and I hope Storm recognizes that eventually.
I have an unending well of compassion for this man.
Storm, meanwhile, is upset because Natalya made him look like a puss in front of everyone.
Mzi says, Bruh, you gotta calm down about it, and he isnt lying.
Instead, Storm storms off to relieve Jason from anchor watch.
Natasha then experiences a full-blown drunken meltdown.
The next morning, Jason says good-bye and reflects on his sadness over leaving.
This man needs to sit with his emotions and feel the feelings.
Natalya and Storm break things off.
I have a feeling our housekeeping woes will only worsen, and surprise, surprise, they do!
Our next guests are repeat clients: Jonathan DePaz and Eric Cotsen.
They want a BDSM-themed evening, and Natasha shocks me when she asks what BDSM means.
How have you gone through this life without learning about BDSM?
He is not in Kansas anymore!
Natalya and Kyle are tasked with unpacking the toy chest.
Kyle is in his element, and perhaps Steven will be joining us once again.
One guest, Diana, comes with strict orders that her cabin remain clean at all hours.
He says the head of housekeeping was on the beach.
Reader, my jaw hit the floor.
What a fucking snake!
Natalya literally tells him to complete this one task, and he throws her right under the bus.
Diana, for what its worth, seems unbothered!
Its not as if she complains, and Kyle uses this as an excuse.
He just blurts it out.
Natalya confronts him in a completely reasonable way and reminds him hes also responsible for housekeeping on the boat.
Kyle lamely cites time limitations before going off on Natalya.
I am sick of the Kyle and Tash show.
Tash is not capable of being head stew, and its obvious to everyone.
Tashs alliance with Kyle is inappropriate and enables Kyles bad behavior.
Natalya is also annoying in a number of ways, but at least shes doing her job!
Natalya to Kyle: I hope your balls fill up and pop.
Reid: Whats 20 pounds?
