Below Deck Mediterranean
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Okay, these guests suck.
I understand its a bummer to be stuck at the dock.
I would be pissed too!
And they get a huge discount by booking their vacay through Bravo, so I dont feelthatbad.
We get it: You sail.
Props to Captain Sandy for keeping cool.
I would have lost my mind.
These kids are absolute brats, and their boyfriends seem insufferable.
Their shrill voices chantingSake sake sake, bomb bomb bomb!during lunch clinches my dislike of them.
To the parents credit, they seem mortified by their daughters behavior.
Or, at least, mortified to have it documented by Bravo and broadcast to the masses.
However, I guess we cant be shocked.
Weve all been there within reach of drunchies only for the dream to be squashed.
Im glad that Courtney sends him and Natalya on their way.
With people that drunk and tensions that high, the best way to diffuse is to separate.
Im also glad she gives Natasha a wake-up call on what she should do as chief stew.
For what its worth, I think Reid handled the situation decently.
Hes new to the group and clearly trying to find his footing.
The thing is, the interior team are sisters, and sisters fight.
Kyle opens up about his defensiveness and pains from the past, and they all hug.
Unfortunately for Natasha, Dave hasnotbeen staying in his lane.
Dave, we were all rooting for you!
And yet, hes once again texting Natasha late at night.
These texts arent as abusive, but theyre still out of line.
The next morning, Natasha showcases glorious boundaries by asking Dave to only text if its work-related.
All the professionalism and progress weve seen?
He claims he has been acting perfectly normally.
I find it hard to believe that he was holding onto hope for the two of them this long.
Theyve been done for a while.
Like, you didnt realize there was no chance until now?
He says he wants to run away, and I wonder if hell bail before seasons end.
Hes distracted during dinner, and its obvious.
When Courtney asks him a question about service, he tells her he doesnt really know whats happening.
Wonderful news to hear as youre running plates to and fro.
He doesnt dole out directions until halfway through service.
That being said, the paellaislate, whichisannoying.
Especially when these guests are already pissier than usual, because they cant be out at sea!
Storm overhears all of this and reports it to the interior team below.
Meanwhile, Lila is droning on and on.
Eventually, they all head to bed with prayers that they will set sail the next morning.
Finally, we can rest!
Oh, thats where youre wrong.
Out of nowhere, Kyle comes crashing down the stairs.
Everything hes carrying goes flying, and he wails out for help.
