Below Deck Mediterranean
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Readers, I want to be up-front.
I am a Bravo bitch through and through.
I remember tuning in to the early seasons ofThe Real Housewives of Orange Countyin middle school.
However, I am new toMediterranean.
That being said: I already miss Malia.
I barely knew her, and yet I mourn her.
Even Captain Sandy is already at her wits end, just three episodes in!
This, however, is nothing compared to the bombshell of Dave and Natashas furtive relationship.
We have so much to cover, and were just getting started!
Buckle up, babes, because we are setting sail.
Lets break down Dave and Natasha from the beginning.
The big reveal of tonights episode is that we know now the couple is an actual couple.
Fast-forward to tonights episode.
There is a clear shift in Daves energy.
Hes even cagey during his confessional.
Then, we get the truth: Natasha and Dave are dating!
And their relationship started on the last boat … while she was still with her ex-boyfriend.
Dave spills all the tea here.
Thanks for blowing up her spot, Dave!
Really looking forward to how this plays out!
How did this girl get the job?
She simply sucks at it!
She has zero direction, abysmal leadership skills, and no alcohol tolerance to speak of.
She drags herself to the preference sheet meeting, where she claims shes sick.
Captain Sandy sees through these lies and tells her its called a hangover.
Captain Sandy gets harsh with Raygan in this episode not once, not twice, but three times.
This sends Captain Sandy over the edge.
Raygan, she calls out, come here for a second … Its complete chaos back there.
Raygan starts to make excuses, which Captain Sandy swiftly stops.
I dont want to hear you complain.
I want you to do your job, she tells the bosun.
Im sure her deckies Mzi, Jason, and Storm would be more than happy with that outcome.
I also think Storm and Natalya will hook up shortly.
Kyle, the other second stew, would probably also find online fame.
If he keeps this attitude up, time will tell.
When the boat lost function of its stabilizers, I thought the whole crew were goners.
Those who watchBelow Deck Sailing Yachtwere definitely experiencing some PTSD from the anchor watch gone wrong earlier this summer.
I think that Natasha could give Tom Sandoval a run for his money in the bespoke-cocktail department.
Those pineapple upside-down cake shots?
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