Below Deck Mediterranean
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Also, her translation ofje ne sais pasas Does that mean Lets jump off the side of the boat?
These people are the only ones keeping me from jumping overboard.
Why is Noah, a 22-year-old kid, vacationing with people in their mid-30s?
Maybe he is Emilys younger brother?
Why has one of the guests never eaten lamb before?
Why does this group need a minute-by-minute itinerary for how to spend their time between lunch and dinner?
Is Noah a TikTok teen?
Then Natalya said something that struck the inner investigative journalist in me.
I dont even understand what the relationship is like here.
An 18-year-old with a 32-year-old I dont understand it.
At first, I assumed she was confused by the group in general.
Then, I thought,Huh … the relationship.
After a quick Google search, I discovered that Emily and Noah are dating andexpecting a childtogether.
Im overjoyed that someone who asks Why drive when a helicopter can get you there faster?
is bringing a life into this world and will be responsible for raising that life.
I am already bored by Datasha.
Also, they could easily flub their timeline.
How would any of these other crew members know about her past relationship anyway?
Nothing happens between the pair in this episode except for incredibly awkward and tense exchanges.
That brings us to the entree of tonights episode: Raygan.
At the top of the episode, Raygan recounts her chat with Captain Sandy to Storm.
She contextualizes it as Sandy saying that you guys arent very organized.
Thats not what Sandy said, Raygan; Sandy saidyouarent very organized.
Not great, Bob!
However, didnt she just eat?
Mzi wonders aloud where she is, and Storm radios out for her.
She seemingly ignores the calls.
When she finally pops back up, her team is clearly pissed.
She reassures them, and the audience, by claiming shes very comfortable when it comes to docking.
Girl, you spoke too soon.
Jason agrees before escalating the issue and informing Sandy that they are about to hit the dolphin.
This obviously makes Sandy see red.
She later pulls Storm for a chat, casually interrogating him about what he witnessed as they were docking.
And the thing is it only gets worse!
Once they dock, Jason asks Raygan for direction over the radio.
Whats his next task?
She tells him to do whatever he feels like.
Sandy overhears this and huffs, You make that call, bosun.
It was then that I knew Raygans days were numbered.
Just mere minutes later, we see Sandy texting the yacht staff, asking for a new bosun.
We end on a cliffhanger, but one thing is for sure: Shes firing Raygans ass!
