Below Deck Mediterranean
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In the immediate aftermath of his fall, poor Kyle is on the ground writhing and moaning in pain.
Thats not going to fly, and everyone knows it.
Tash confesses that she knows she must replace him but shes dreading it.
We are T-minus 36 hours from a new cast member!
How the mighty have fallen …
Natasha breaks the news to Kyle and theyre both devastated.
He doesnt want to be replaced, but what else can they do?
Losing Kyle will catapult Tash into the Bad Place, and she admits as much.
I hope I am wrong!
They seem to listen, but with these two, are we ever really sure?
I am confused about why Dave is so deeply and madly in love with Tash.
They were together for like five minutes total.
The husband spoon-feeds sea bream to his wife, who manages to choke it down.
Youre at sea, literally swimming and sleeping with the fishes.
What did you think was going to be on the menu?
At least Lila learns she actually likes fish and compliments Dave on changing her mind about it.
He finds and installs a stripper pole ASAP, and thats exactly what these girls are looking for.
On the subject of housekeeping, can we also talk about the self-tanner (or is it foundation?)
stains all over the sheets and pillowcases?
Nat wins best line with Buy a fucking makeup wipe for Chrissake!
By the grace of God, were able to leave the dock the next morning.
The guests cram three days worth of water sports into one afternoon and seem genuinely happy.
They leave a decent tip ($18,000), and I am sorry for ever assuming they wouldnt.
Storm and Nat share a tender moment in the laundry room.
As for the anchor catching on the pipe?
I dont care about it.
Stressful for approximately ten seconds, but alls well that ends well.
