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The season that never seemed to end is finally over!
And it ended not with a bang but with raw pancakes, naked twerking, and baton twirling.
And, of course, Dom wasnt the only passenger giving me pause.
Talk about work ethic!
And, talk about lack thereof cough,cough, Ellie sleeping in until 11 a.m.!
And its not as if she couldnt be found.
It happens to the best of us.
Before we know it, the guests are disembarking and Captain Sandy is calling the final tip meeting.
Natalyas impersonation of Sandy is sweet, and her impersonation of sandy saying Wow is spot-on.
The group brought in nearly $200,000 in tips this season, or about $17,000 each.
But at what cost?
Yes, we get Dave and Tash drama till the bitter end.
During their final dinner, Captain Sandy asks for everyones roses and thorns from the season.
Tasha shouts out Dave in a sweet way, thanking him for his patience and kindness.
And Ireallyhope this pair never works together again.
Our other couple, Storm and Natalya, share a tender good-bye.
I am concerned for Storm during this final night out.
Hes up in arms about looking like an idiot in front of Natalya.
Babe, youre just drunk.
Its no big deal.
He admits hell probably miss her more than she misses him, and hes right.
Natalya notes that she doesnt know what she wants, but she knows Storm isnt her person.
Kyle, of course, returns for the last hurrah and almost breaks that damn ankle of his again.
I also wonder what happened with him and Frank.
Id look it up myself, but Im already bored.
I am rooting for Courtney and hope to see her again.
I love their friendship.
Its genuine and silly and makes for great TV amid the nightmare that was Tasha and Dave.
She does not want to deal with these messy asses, and who among us would?
Were docked for the season!
Cheers to us all!
