Below Deck Sailing Yacht

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Well, we got the giddy Captain Glenn we so badly wanted.

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In a confessional, Captain Glenn admits that his mission is always to deliver an epic sailing experience.

Mission accomplished, matey!

And it paid off: Our guests tipped $16,400, or $1,820 per person.

Not the highest figure weve seen this season, but nothing to scoff at.

Its the respectful thing to do, plus Colin doesnt want Ashley to lose her shit (again).

Gary listens for once and attempts to have a heart to heart with Ashley.

Scarlett overhears a bit of this and is pissy.

She thinks shes special!

Maybe you are, but thats not why Gary is into you, babe!

Hes literally into anyone with a pulse.

Colin is worried Marcos is overexerting himself and wants him to know hes there for him.

More of this, yo!

Say it with me now!

Daisy is a little aggro, but nothing too out of the ordinary.

Shes trying to warn Scarlett about Garys Lothario tendencies!

Dont save her, Daisy she dont wanna be saved.

Ashley states that maybe Scarlett should focus on her job, which is rich.

Daisy and Scarlett leave the table to patch things up, and it mostly works.

Daisy feels bad for snapping at Scarlett, but I dont blame her.

Shes watched Gary wreak havoc for seven charters now.

She just wants to be a mother hen and protect her ducklings!

Not wrong, Colin!

Also Gary really needs to start using SPF.

Is another love match on the horizon?

Barnabys devotion to Daisy is sweet in a sad way.

Shell never love you, my friend, but that doesnt stop him from trying.

He says to her: Never blame yourself.

You cant make Scarlett and Ashley happy at the same time; remember that.

The wisdom jumped out!

What would Barnaby do?

is my new mantra.

In the taxi back to the boat, Daisy gives Barnaby a sweet but chaste kiss.

It definitely made his whole trip.

In the other taxi, Kelsie farts and nearly annihilates Marcos and Colin.

I really do love her.

Has a Bravo producer ever missed?

Also of note: Scarlett rejects Garys advances and sleeps in her own bed.

Theyre going to have to clear out of the dock and anchor in calmer waters.

Bummer, but theyre Canadian, so theyre polite about it.

Their preference sheet, however, is not polite.

They request molecular gastronomy.

They also request a relay race with the crew.

Why do guests subject the crew to mandatory fun?

These guests clearly want the crew to be their friends and inform Ashley that theyve already christened her Smashley.

I mean, it does fit.

Lets keep it professional, Smash!

I also already feel for Marcos because, at the end of the episode, he receives bad news.

His best friends mother passed, and hes stuck onboard cooking.

He calls his sister, but the connection is choppy, and dinner is in two hours.

I just want to give him a hug.