Below Deck Sailing Yacht

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Captain Glenn simply knows things.

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I cant do anything without Googling how.

I am an indoor kid.

Examining Garys injury, he asserts: Youre going to lose that nail.

Ive had that many times.

Gary experiences an immediate wave of relief, and Captain Glenn smiles knowingly.

Be positive, be, be, be positive.

Be positive, be, be, be positive.

This charter is easy.

Primary guest Dawn is a vegan and believes that dolphins are aliens (Google it!

Cooking is my therapy.

I can get lost … for hours, Marcos tells us.

Lets sit with that poetry for a moment!

Less poetic is Gabriela and Ashleys boring tension.

I just dont care about them and their passive-aggressive shutdowns!

and tries to cover up her snakelike behavior by adopting a sweet-girl persona and offering Daisy candy.

Daisy doesnt want Reeses!

She grew up in the Dublin, and her palette is accustomed to Cadbury and shit!

She doesnt trust any of us.

just be more of a pick me, Im begging you!

Im not fucking stupid; its about being number one.

We get a flashback of Ashley lamenting her third stew position, telling Gabriela that their differences are obsolete.

This begs the question: Who cares?

Who cares about being number one?

Every position gets tipped the same!

And who cares about fighting over Gary, who clearly wants to shag Daisy?

Even the boys are gossiping before bed now!

Gary interrupts teatime, and Marcos gets him up to speed, Im talking about you right now.

Im talking about the girls in love with you.

Colin eggs him on: So whos it going to be?

Sailing prevails and the boat heels hard, sending glassware crashing and food flying.

Plus, more good news: A shiny new deckhand will be on board by the next charter.

As Kelsie says: I hope they have a good personality and theyre a hard worker.

I hope they can make me laugh.

And then I hope they are hot, but thats third on the list.

She doesnt miss, this girl!

Daisy launches into an affirming pep talk of epic proportions.