Below Deck Sailing Yacht
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First things first: Our horny talent-show charter guests paid up.
The crew made away with a whopping $21,000, or $2,530 each.
Of course, our noble Captain Glenn points out there is indeed a ninth portion.
It was just the filler that was damaged, he told Andy Cohen, whatever that means.
Nobody thinks this is accurate!
I forgot that Captain Glenn has a room of his own without Tom.
Perhaps Toms firing was all a cover in his search for a new roommate?
Whenever we get a shot of Captain Glenn propped up in bed with his iPad (?)
and presumably noise-canceling headphones, I melt.
This is a perfect man.
Colin: too polite.
Basically, theyre all unfuckable, Daisy deems.
True, but that wont stop our gals from trying.
Marcos alleges that Gabriela withheld information from him and wasnt clear enough with her language.
Nothing pisses me off more than when someone I like starts behaving in ways that are simply intolerable.
Shes a hard worker who has to work even harder because Ashley is useless.
And it goes on and on and on two drunkies droning.
Again, Gabriela isnt necessarily incorrect, but shes flushing any goodwill she has down the toilet.
I wish I was better at sucking dick, she jabs.
Gary tells her shes welcome to practice at any time.
As Kelsie says, So anyway, now moving on!
Kelsie, of course, also goes to bed at a respectable hour.
The poor girl is wasted.
and how shesdonewith Gary for good!
Colin finally asks Ashley the question weve all been wondering: Why are all the ladies fighting over Gary?
Still no clear answer re: Why Gary?
Daisy, like a good hen mother, puts her chicks to bed.
Ashley then quite literally drops out of her top bunk and knocks her face into the door handle.
The replay is painful to watch, but I cant look away.
Big sis Daisy comes to her rescue.
Honestly, shell be fine.
Her head is made of rocks, she reports to Kelsie afterward.
The next morning, Gabriela and Ashley are at it again.
Again, fair, but why are you telling this to someone you just admitted you couldnt trust?
Ashley is just going to run and tell Daisy!
The following day, Gabriela cant catch a break.
Minutes before the next charter boards, she spills and shatters every single Champagne flute.
Kelsie, meanwhile, has never been in love but wishes she were more open.
