Below Deck Sailing Yacht
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Readers … readers, readers, readers.
Theres so much to discuss.
Was this a good episode?
Definitely, but also dark-sided.
No matter how much money I have, I will be packing my own bags.
I dont want people rifling through my personal belongings!
And not because I think anyone will steal from me nothing I own holds monetary value!
But because … its so weird?
Just pack your own shit!
The state of the primary suite, however, did shock me.
I was floored and disgusted by how filthy and nasty the room was.
And youre only onboard for three days?
How do you get dirt all over the carpet?
Why is Dr. Nipples bragging about flinging her bronzer all over the walls?
Spilling my bronzer across the wall would ruin my trip!
Also, this is televised.
Arent you embarrassed about how you will come across to viewers?Clearly not!
At least these garbage people tipped well!
Twenty thousand dollars, so approximately $2,100 or $2,500 each.
Captain Glenn says both numbers, and I dont feel like checking his math.
Their last dinner is a nonevent save for Dinos obsession with getting his paws on a Sapporo.
Daisy, at this point, is over his shit.
Too bad, so sad.
Shit is already off the rails.
I remember more than [gestures at Gary] … Trust me, you wouldnt deny it.
Barnaby and Marcos smile and nod.
Daisy and Scarlett go for a cigarette, and Ashleys preaching continues.
She also calls Gary a whore and repeats the penis line at full volume.
Its like watching a car crash in slow motion.
Can anyone save this girl from herself?
Daisy tries at least, telling her, Ashley, stop talking and just drink water.
Im going to venture to remember this in social situations.
The group takes two cabs home.
Ashley drones on and on, complaining about how Gary is making her look stupid by denying what happened.
She also randomly proclaims that Gary thinks shes a whore and then chases him around.
The next scene, though, is perhaps the most disturbing of the entire episode.
Scarlett says shell never be able to look at spaghetti the same way, and Kelsie says shes traumatized.
So am I, ladies.
That, plus the sneak peek of Scarlett and Garys upcoming smooch, only means this wont end well.
Congratulations to Kelsie for having her first solid poop in three days.
