Below Deck Sailing Yacht
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Those cheeky, sneaky, Bravo bastards!
For those few seconds in the BAR, I was convinced we were about to witness history.
I was even starting to worry!
How would the rest of the crew react?
Would Daisy regret it?
Would their relationship suffer?
What would it mean for next season?
Love them or hate them, Gary and Daisys will-they-wont-they dance has us hooked.
Just when I think Im out, they pull me back in.
Gary is objectively gross, and yet theres something about the guy.
I wouldnt be surprised if the bride was up writing fanfic as we speak.
Lets rewind: Daisy catches the brides bouquet and is swept up in the romance of the moment.
This happens to the best of us.
We go to one wedding and suddenly start seeing in rose-colored glasses.
We believe in true love!
After she catches it, Gary sprints into the water, declaring that he wont marry her.
He runs back and shrieks at her, asking whyshehad to catch it.
The wedding party fawns over them, and the bride says theyre a cute couple.
We get a picture-perfect moment (where is this photo, by the way?
I would love to lay my eyes on it!)
before Daisy snaps back into reality and says the whole moment is too close for comfort.
Back on board, the guests grill Daisy on Gary and the potential of a relationship.
She shuts them down immediately: No, thats never going to happen since Im not an idiot.
As Gary says, lets be like a donkeys dick and hit the road!
In one cab, Ashley suggests that Gary will either sleep with Scarlett or Daisy.
Colin chimes in that he wouldnt put it past Gary, and Barnaby seems shocked and concerned.
At dinner, Gary proposes the group share their highs and lows of the season.
Corny, but cute.
As a Pisces, I approve of this roses and thorns exercise.
Dais, Im going to have to say you.
Bravo to the Bravo producers once again for this Gaisy montage.
They are laying it on thick!
Colin refers to this as The Giggle Club.)
Daisys high, meanwhile, is the wedding.
His penis kind of freaks me out, she replies.
Thats as good an answer as any!
In the other cab, The Giggle Club plus Scarlett are engaging in a splash fight.
This poor driver and his soaked car.
The crew gets back on board and parties, blah blah, well go into this later.
More importantly: Its 2:58 a.m., and Daisy and Gary are the only ones at the bar.
Okay, so for once can me and you, one time in our life… Can we…?
Daisy starts to ask.
Gary jumps on this immediately.
Where are we meeting?
My jaw is on the floor.
Theres no way Daisy actually shags Gary tonight!
Gary insists that she at least change out of her wet bikini.
She retorts that she knows how to get undressed.
I am screaming at this exchange.
Gary asks the question were all wondering in a confessional: What the fuck is going on?
Shes clearly drunk and feeling sentimental post-wedding and due to the season ending.
Daisy responds with a resounding no, and thats that.
Now that Gaisy is out of the way, lets talk about the rest of the episode.
The finale gave what a finale should give.
As for the wedding cake?
Allegra seems fully surprised that Marcos actually made her one, which makes me livid on his behalf.
I wish she was chomping at the bit for it, mentioning it at every turn.
Did she even want this cake?
Allegra and Co. are actually quite polite and fun, but I am overprotective of Marcos!
Marcos, youre a showman!
Daisy promotes Ashley to lead stew, at the tip meeting and Ashley is overcome with emotion.
In her confessional, she seems quite moved and proud of herself.
Perhaps its a fake title, but its good enough for Ashley!
Ive always wondered how they decide the departure schedule.
Clearly Daisy gets top billing, but are there negotiations for everyone else?
I think Scarlett should have been the first to disembark, but ultimately its Barnaby who gets booted first.
Daisy rushes out to say goodbye to him in a towel, which definitely made his entire experience.
Ashley seems oddly reflective and admits she has a lot more growing to do.
Have you tried some good, old-fashioned SPF, babe?
Marcos sages the kitchen following the last meal and also asks us viewers, Whos your daddy?
Once again, my feelings on this are [REDACTED].
