Below Deck
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We all saw Captain Lees departure coming from a mile away.
The job demands a certain physicality, and the mans entire left side is numb.
He tells Rachel he cant even tell if he is wearing a shoe!
Also, Im sure Bravos insurance only covers so much.
The only question remaining: Who is his replacement?
Are we keeping it in the family or introducing a new character to our beloved franchise?
I wouldnt hate Captain Sandy, and I wouldnt wish this chaotic crew on Captain Glenn.
Maybe fresh blood would be for the best.
I want someone to whip Camille into shape.
I only have one message for that girl: Camille, be fuckin for real.
Rachel and Katie are quick to correct her.
Rachel relays what went down to Fraser back onboard, who is simmering.
I hope Fraser has the chutzpah to do something about her.
He and Ross sit her down after the tip meeting, but I dont think thats enough.
Fraser needs to make a move.
It wont be pretty!
Maybe it wont be popular!
But hes the chief stew, and its up to him to set the tone.
At this point, hes had side conversations about Camille with Ross, Rachel, and Hayley.
Its time to act.
I also wonder if the new captain will detect Camilles bullshit immediately and send her off.
I wouldnt mind if Ross were sent away, either.
He is officially worse than Gary.
And thats saying something.
But he still flirts with her and sends mixed messages.
Leave this girl alone!
You were just all over Alissa in front of Katie!
Let her sob in peace.
Katie isnt asking for much; she simply wants Rosss behavior to remain consistent.
Dont flirt with Katie and then make out with Alissa in one fell swoop.
I am so glad that Alissa and Katie are available for your use!
We also need to take a minute to address Rosss Bali bomb drop.
I want to know everything and then promptly have my memory erased.
Why is this man telling poor Fraser that hes an absolute whore dog?
Lets learn the art of mystery, shall we?
Ben, on the other hand, knows how to divulge appropriate information.
I loved learning about Bens dancing past!
Good for Ben for taking dance classes twice a week and aspiring to be in Thunder From Down Under.
Express yourself, sweetie!
Thats my lead deckhand; yes that is!
Rachel also kills it in this episode.
Her dedication dinner was a hit, and each guest felt special.
Thats how you make the big bucks, which here was $23,000.
He has the utmost respect for these guests, and I wonder if they talked some sense into him.
From the Galley
Ross on Camille: Having Camille on deck is like having an attractive Labrador.
Great for morale, not particularly useful to me.
Ben on dancing and his Thunder Down Under dreams: I think I just love to bust a move.
Tony on priorities: I would not waste opportunity to sleep.
And this: Hayley says, This pot is me.
Fraser replies, It is, isnt it?
Completely empty, totally useless.
