Below Deck
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So long, Captain Lee … for now, for his plane ticket home is round trip.
And Ill be honest: Im bummed.
After the latest season ofBelow Deck Mediterranean,I got Captain Sandypilled.
I love her, and so does Katie.
Shes getting these suckers into tip-top shape.
The crew sees Captain Lee off … all except for surprise, surpriseCamille.
In this case, being fucked with directly translates to being told to do a job.
Fraser tells Rachel he needs a plan for Camille.
Heres one for free: Fire her.
I have to give it to Alissa for owning up to her shit-talking in this situation.
Alissa is up front with whats happening but says she isnt ready to talk about it.
Camille pushes the issue until Alissa has no choice but to spill.
Ross tells Camille to calm down and be respectful, and she responds by cussing him out.
We later learn that she was expelled from high school, and I cant say Im surprised.
I am so relieved when Captain Sandy dresses her down and puts her to work.
She tells Camille to do the laundry while she, the captain, is mopping the galley floor.
Camille complains to Alissa about her assigned task without knowing Captain Sandy is standing right there.
This epically flops due to its a blatant lie to save her shit-talking ass.
Alissa addresses this to Captain Sandy, who reassures Alissa that shell handle it.
She lets Alissa go to bed.
I am not sure why Alissa later reads this as Camille scoring more bonding time with Captain Sandy.
She confronts Camille directly and asks her if she wants to be on the ship.
I have to laugh when Camille replies with a resounding yes.
Like, do you?
By the way, I still have no idea if Camille actually started that load of clothes!
My only complaint about Captain Sandy is her screwing with Tonys sleep schedule.
Yachting experts, like correct me if Im wrong!
But that schedule change is brutal, especially for poor Tony.
He brings it up to Boss Ross in a respectful but serious way.
Katie is a huge fan of Captain Sandy and her girlboss energy.
I hope she learns a lot and gains a mentor from this.
This was so cute, IDK!
Also, learning that Katie saves inspirational quotes to read in the morning endears me to her.
Only boatmance Ive ever had is with an electric toothbrush.
Any vibration is a good vibration, isnt it?
