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You really dont know what you got until its gone.
Never for a second did I ever imagine Id be missingBelow Deck Mediterranean.
And then I saw how Camille does laundry.
And lose the sunglasses, girl!
We get that youre hung-over.
That doesnt mean you cant do your job.
Katie, meanwhile, cant do her job while hung-over because she is sleeping through it.
At least the evidence shows her alarmswereon.
I am also dreading what I believe to be Tonys downward spiral.
The dude is depressed!
Hes working too much!
And he has too many uniforms!
I will admit, Tony would be the most incredible adventure guide.
I would even jump out of an airplane with him and Rachel.
Tony cant leave because his low-key friendship with Rachel needs time to marinate.
These two were made for each other.
Jumping out of planes drunk, playing with sharks.
Together, these two could fire off the world.
Or at least a theme park.
He is obsessed with these COVID-era ER doctors, and he should be.
Hes a good man.
I am incensed on Dr.
I cannot believe we watched a grown woman, a doctor (!
), snatch Jewels wig off her head during a group photo as a joke.
Hollie is enemy No.
1 for the rest of the charter.
I dont make the rules.
And then she has the gall to act surprised when Jewel is mad?
Bitch, you literally just touched her hair and yanked off her wig?
And youre a doctor?
How are people, especially people of color, supposed to feel safe with you?
Jewel addresses the issue perfectly with the primary, Dr. Michelle Pearl.
She makes it clear that Hollies behavior needs to halt and fast.
Her passive-aggressive shit needs to stop.
Michelle, if you dont check her, Im going to check her.
Jewel reminds the group during dinner that theyre grown enough not to be assholes.
Time and place, girl.
Not to don my tinfoil hat, but Hollie also gives Jewel some serious tude before dinner.
Why are you singling Jewel out for making the group late to dinner?
All you have to do is walk up the stairs.
And you have a personal chef?
I feel this wont be the last time dinner is delayed this season.
Its painful to watch because its clearly an issue of staffing, not skill level.
Give Rachel an assistant!
Replace Camille with a sous-chef!
I feel that following Camilles walkie-talkie stunt, she will face some consequences for her actions.
And, selfishly, I really cant watch Alissa remind Camille about restocking the fridges for another minute.
On day two, the guests want a beach day and dinner.
These excursions require a lot of work; literally, all hands on deck.
While Alissa is setting up seaside, she radios Camille to remind her to bring the coolers.
Its your responsibility … because youre working on this boat?
Captain Lee overhears this back-and-forth, which is not good for anyone involved.
Its worse because hes officially lost all feeling in his left leg and has had to call his doctor.
Is Captain Lee leaving us adrift at sea?
Say it aint so …
Who else do we need to talk about?
Ben is honestly a good sport, and really good at his job.
Ben and Tony also find common ground over experiencing racism.
Nothing like trauma bonding when youre out at sea!
Fraser also realizes he needs to step it up.
He says it himself: Hes going to have to be that bitch!
The Camille-Alissa saga needs to end, and Hayley needs to learn how to make a bed.
He has his work cut out for him.
Poor Fraser is the only one I would have sympathy for after making that nurse-doctor mistake.
Clearly, Fraser is frazzled, and who among us wouldnt be?
From the Galley
Sound bites that stopped us.
Rachel hit us with the real and raw-ass truth about dinner, which is …
This theme doesnt compute: I love this.
Im going to have a Hollywood Glamthemed dinner.
Im like,What the fuck?You wouldnt have a dinner.
Youd be anorexia fueled on cocaine, vodka, and hate.
