Below Deck
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Its the last charter of the season!
In case you missed it the 352 other times the crew said that this episode.
In fact, this is one of the most last-charter episodes ofBelow DeckIve ever seen.
And on top of it all, its not even the finale!
These crew members are tired and over it, and theyre showing it.
(Its also only theseventhcharter of the season!
Remember when past seasons didnine?)
Im ready to pull theSleeping BeautyHeather on these motherfuckers, Rayna says, whatever that means.
Anyway, come on, Eddie: Its the last charter!
And you know Rayna wont be back next season.
Our final set of guests were practically made in a lab to appear onBelow Deck.
Weve seen these guests before, so this should be a piece of cake, right?
Sure enough, Lee is, as he tells Eddie once he returns.
Luckily, Eddie seems to redeem himself with no problems taking the boat off the dock.
What follows is a supremely boring afternoon.
The guests enjoy their Mediterranean lunch!
The guests Jet Ski!
Rayna puts away those Jet Skis!
Its so tacky, Fraser says in a confessional.
Rachel has put together a dinner with a tacky spin of her own around the world!
The Thai coconut pumpkin soup and Mexican chicken tacos (with chocolate chipotle adobo!)
are hits with the guests, as expected.
Its a lobster shituation, she declares.
You thought everyone was tired on Day One?
Day Two is even worse, so much that Rachel jokes to Kaylee not to touch her.
She proceeds to declare that the vibes are off in the boat.
Having Eddie dress as Alexander Hamilton to surprise the guests who are big fans of the musicalHamilton.
In my critical opinion, that will only worsen the vibes, but Eddie is down for the idea.
(You look like a poor quaker, he tells Eddie at some point when hes assembling the look.
But Im sure he wont be mad about the tip boost!)
But she doesnt realize the big difference is that this time, Fraser is working!
And she is not!
Hes not having it, and he shouldnt be!
They enjoy the food, which includes conch salads (is a conch a cooked fish?)
and steak, freshly grilled by Rachel right on the beach!
Were left on that disagreement, which bears some striking resemblance to season eights Mahi-gate.
Well see whos right on next weeks finale or, lets be real, we probably wont.
But wewillsee a blowup moment between Rayna and Heather that even made me gasp in the teaser.
Tips
The tackiest thing of all about these guests?
That they complained about the local water and only wanted bottled.
I dont think itquitemeans what he thinks it means!
She could fucking cuss me out, and Id be like, [nods] Yeah …
While cleaning up the white party, Jake and Fraser notice a pretty odd monkey painting on the boat.
I regret to inform you that Rachel and Heather once again say shashushka rather than shakshuka.
