Below Deck
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Its only week two, and I already want to throw Camille overboard.
The gall this girl has!
Girl, where is your decorum?
I hate to break it to you, sweetie, but you are literally there to serve!
Not do handstands in the ocean with lover boy Ben!
I am proud of Alissa for filling Fraser in about Camille and her lazy tendencies.
I am getting ahead of myself.
If youre in line to ban twerking on the BCU, stay in line!
And now, Alissa is (maybe) going to go after Camilles man as a revenge tactic.
Mom, can you pick me up?
At least Rachel has a good episode.
Our poor chef cant catch a break, but at least she has the culinary chops to continue on.
Hayleys tablescapes leave much to be desired, but shes growing on me.
Shes not the best at her job, but shes good enough and funny without forcing it.
I also am a huge fan of Tony, regardless of how green he is.
Hes more than his physique!
As he tells Ben, hes not in the mood!
And I love that!
A little too gross.
This is Bravo, notBig Mouth.
We also learn a little about Alissa and her family situation.
I have a feeling their rivalry is only going to get worse.
The wind gets crazy, 28 knots, and Captain Lee decides to anchor at sea.
I am obsessed with the guests who choose to dance on deck amid the wind storm.
Their energy is impeccable.
Sure, a little.
But theyre fun and easygoing.
Theyre not bitching about late dinner or weather conditions.
Theyre just getting wasted, and I love that for them.
Alissa flirts with Ben, admits she isnt wearing underwear, and then criticizes Camille for chasing guys.
Rachel picks up the dinner tab, and I wonder if she can expense it to Bravo.
Tony, describing the guests: There is a chicken in the farm!
Alissa, describing Camille: Dirty, disgusting, trash, swampy bitch.
