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Apparently a guest canceled, and the Meyers crew got Dratch to fill in.
But not before shed started making chili.
And she Garrd admirably.
Its nice to see old friends catch up and chat about the dumb shit their kids do.
Also, that jacket.
It makes sense that Gadbsy has been able to weather negative criticism and probing discourse of her act.
Shed already gotten an earful of it at home.
2.The Late Late ShowGets Bangs
Graphics departments are the unsung heroes of late night.
Without their Photoshop skills, so many jokes would go un-punchlined.
The team atThe Late Late Showworked their magic quickly on a bit about people who dither about getting bangs.
Its the way curly girls Karmel and Bernstein had ironed flat bangs.
Ben Schwartz Throws Chaos at Stephen Colbert
The improv one-upsmanship in this interview, its almost sexual.
Neither Ben Schwartz or Stephen Colbert seem willing to give an inch to the other in the scene.
The two keep moving mugs and paper around theLate Showdesk like its a weird free-jazz version of chess.
This bit culminates with Schwartzs mug getting hurled to the ground and broken.
It was weird, it was chaos, it wasnt entirely clear how planned any of it was.
A perfect topper for Slap Week.